CptFandango: I imagine most people think mine is a reference to the game but here is the story....
When I was a kid I was at this all day punk gig at a pub called the abbey. There was a guy there wearing an apron and chefs hat selling space biscuits and jumping on tables and the walls outside shouting "I AM CAPTAIN FANDANGO, GET YER' SKUNKWINE, GET YER' SPACE BISCUITS" etc. He ended up doing quite well! and the landlord endorsed pub dealer didn't mind as he was entertained by his shtick.
Anyways later on when everyone is starting to get messed up the landlords rottweiler monster escaped and was running around with duncan (landlord) trying to get him as he is a bit vicious. Anyways captain fandango decides its a good idea to get on his hands and knees and try to feed monster a space biscuit from his mouth. Of course this goes horribly wrong, monster took and ate the biscuit instantly (looked like he inhaled it) then he bit the end of fandango's nose off. His girlfriend managed to get it and put it behind the bar in a pint pot which the barstaff kept topped up with ice and fandango carried on drinking (he was still going strong when I left).
This seems a bit gritty and horrible to most but it was a rough pub so this was seen as nothing major and everyone (even fandango) thought it was funny.
So ever since because I really like the sound of the name captain fandango and it brings back a mental memory I have used it for gaming logins and whatnot since!
I really want this to be true because it is the most awesome story I've ever read. Trust me. I've read plenty stories but this is by far the bestest.