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Think you can beat 255?

http://db.tigsource.com/games/war-twat

As horrible as it is, I couldn't pull away because of all the bright flashing eye candy and electronica.

MASSIVE EPILEPSY WARNING!
I'll try this when I get home in the evening. Why is it called "War Twat" though? "Battle Twat" would roll off the tongue so much better.
For anyone who finds this you-are-dead-in-twenty-seconds-or-less gameplay appealing, I thoroughly recommend crazygame.

It weighs in at under 30kb, it's really easy to play, and because it sits in the root of my Games folder, I often find myself getting sidetracked by it en route to the game I actually planned on playing.
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domgrief: For anyone who finds this you-are-dead-in-twenty-seconds-or-less gameplay appealing, I thoroughly recommend crazygame.

It weighs in at under 30kb, it's really easy to play, and because it sits in the root of my Games folder, I often find myself getting sidetracked by it en route to the game I actually planned on playing.
Very nice! This game IS addictive! It's pretty funny how often I find myself triple tapping Enter to get the game going again. I also noticed one can use Enter to pause mid-game to possibly think things through if one wanted to. Great game, thanks!
When I saw the name I thought it was going to be a Tony Blair era political simulator.
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Navagon: When I saw the name I thought it was going to be a Tony Blair era political simulator.
Really? I came in here excepting something akin to Privates, but that's an equally valid expectation.
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alexisgondor: Really? I came in here excepting something akin to Privates, but that's an equally valid expectation.
It would be like the opposite of Privates. The Twat Fights Back!
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Barefoot_Monkey: I'll try this when I get home in the evening. Why is it called "War Twat" though? "Battle Twat" would roll off the tongue so much better.
I like "Battle Beaver" or "Roast Beef Sandwich Armageddon"
What 13 year old boy named this thing?
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carnival73: Think you can beat 255?

http://db.tigsource.com/games/war-twat

As horrible as it is, I couldn't pull away because of all the bright flashing eye candy and electronica.

MASSIVE EPILEPSY WARNING!
You're absolutely right, it's mindnumbingly addictive, even though it took me 5 attempts before i could even tell what the hell i was controlling.

btw it should have been called Sudden Snatch or Conflict Clam