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Zjeraar: So what did you think of the movie Rampage?
It's shit with some good improvised dialogue.
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orcishgamer: Screw him, occasionally he puts some effort in, or by pure serendipity, he churns out something that isn't utter crap.
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HomerSimpson: Pardon the digression, but this is exactly how I feel about M. Nyght Shamalan.
I'm glad I'm not the only one...
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orcishgamer: He sucks and he's an ass that beat the hell out of people at a charity boxing match.
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Gundato: He beats people in boxing matches! That fiend! Everyone knows you are supposed to do stripteases during boxing!

Seriously though, read up on that event. Not sure if it was actually a charity event, but the guy who whines the most is someone who is even more annoying, and even more of a dick (the SomethingAwful guy). Boll challenged them, gave them time to prepare, and actually was willing to talk to them to get their perspective on the rationales behind the reviews (because, by that point, bashing Boll was the cool thing to do).

It was a PR event for everyone involved. It just so happens that some of the guys got angry and pissed because they didn't look as badass as they wanted to.
Yeah, I know I like to beat people who are essentially defenseless against me to a bloody pulp. Sorry, he went way beyond winning and putting on a good show.
Post edited December 09, 2010 by orcishgamer
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Gundato: ...
In defense of Uwe Boll. Shine on, you brilliant diamond.
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orcishgamer: Yeah, I know I like to beat people who are essentially defenseless against me to a bloody pulp. Sorry, he went way beyond winning and putting on a good show.
Oh yeah. Bloody pulp alright.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swg4SshYx2E

Seriously. Please look into things before buying into the whining propaganda of Lowtax.

Boll gave very fair warning that there would be a boxing match. Is it Boll's fault that the idiot didn't even prepare for the challenge he accepted?
Post edited December 09, 2010 by Gundato
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orcishgamer: Yeah, I know I like to beat people who are essentially defenseless against me to a bloody pulp. Sorry, he went way beyond winning and putting on a good show.
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Gundato: Oh yeah. Bloody pulp alright.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swg4SshYx2E

Seriously. Please look into things before buying into the whining propaganda of Lowtax.

Boll gave very fair warning that there would be a boxing match. Is it Boll's fault that the idiot didn't even prepare for the challenge he accepted?
Lowtax showed up for giggles, he wasn't really one of Uwe's huge critics at the time.

And Lowtax was hardly the only one who bitched about Boll's antics that week:

http://brokensaints.com/blog/?p=457
Post edited December 09, 2010 by orcishgamer
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TheCheese33: What did he ever do to you? It's not like making a bad movie ruins the game.
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Virama: It's like using petrol when we could have been using hydrogen to fuel our cars.

He is completely fucking up game = movie conversions for all of us. And if you do some homework, he has been blatantly using the German tax system to write off every loss he makes, thus enabling him to make even more shitty movies.

That I can NOT condone. Sure, if he was an independently made millionaire and funding his horrendous bullshit HIMSELF, well, dude, it's your money to burn. But he does the following:

1. Uses other peoples money to defecate on great ideas.

2. Doesn't give a shit - unless it is said defecating on great ideas.

3. MANGLES some of my favorite games. I mean, fuck, come on. Cheap and nasty? That's what's wrong with this world these days. I dream everyday about making an epic movie of x game - as I'm sure many of you do, and this is just an insult to the creative teams that worked so hard on their games that have become cult / stellar hits for many people on this planet, as well as the audiences that loved the games so much.

Let's try this example:

If Uwe Bollfuckass had actually tried to make games in the way he makes his movies, do you think they would have, oh I don't know, been successful? I doubt it. I respect artistic vision and integrity, and this man fails epically on each count.
But he has help. Why do developers/publishers keep tossing their licenses to him to make a movie based on their games? They must like his work.
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TheCheese33: I don't know, Matthew Lillard and Ray Liotta were a hoot.
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Al1: No they wern't. They were the worst parts of the movie. Everyone else either just phoned it in or looked terminally bored. The two of them were terribly miscast and could not read their lines for shit.
Hate to repeat myself, but then why do these big name hollywood stars agree to be in his movies? I didnt know leelee sobieski had been in the dungeon siege movie.
Post edited December 09, 2010 by drmlessgames
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drmlessgames: Why do developers/publishers keep tossing their licenses to him to make a movie based on their games?
The owners of the licences are generally the publishers, and the only thing they care about is making as much money with it. Which is not an evil thing in itself, it gives work to people, entertainment to others. And with an adaptation by Boll, they know that it will at least least raise awareness about the game/car/toilet paper they want to sell.

As for why stars accept to play in these films, it could just because they need a bit of money, but also to do something fun for a change. It's like being in an Ed Wood flick, it's an experience on its own !^^
Post edited December 09, 2010 by Narushima
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Narushima: The owners of the licences are generally the publishers, and the only thing they care about is making as much money with it. Which is not an evil thing in itself, it gives work to people, entertainment to others. And with an adaptation by Boll, they know that it will at least least raise awareness about the game/car/toilet paper they want to sell.

As for why stars accept to play in these films, it could just because they need a bit of money, but also to do something fun for a change. It's like being in an Ed Wood flick, it's an experience on its own !^^
That i can say could be the reason. In the case of postal, the guy from running with scissors was directly involved though. Think the only developer/publihser to turn him down has been Blizzard.

OK, but wouldnt being a really shitty movie be not too good for the star's career? I haventt see christian slater, tara raid or the bloodrayne chick in more recent roles lately.
Post edited December 09, 2010 by drmlessgames
This guy would make a fantastic Daikatana movie.
Frankly, when you decide to fight someone who knows how to box, you'd best know how to box, too. It's no one's fault but Lowtax's that he got the shit beaten out of him. I'm sorry, what did you expect when you agreed to fight a boxer? That he was going to pull punches?

Maybe someone who clearly has a disregard for his own personal safety shouldn't be blogging in the first place.
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drmlessgames: OK, but wouldnt being a really shitty movie be not too good for the star's career? I haventt see christian slater, tara raid or the bloodrayne chick in more recent roles lately.
Yeah, and Jason Statham, Ron Perlman and Ray Liotta disappeared after In The Name of the King? As long as you've built up your acting credibility, you can do whatever the fuck you want and people will still think of you as a god. Look at how many shitty movies Ben Kingsley has been involved in. Did he disappear after BloodRayne? I don't think so.
Post edited December 09, 2010 by TheCheese33
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drmlessgames: Hate to repeat myself, but then why do these big name hollywood stars agree to be in his movies? I didnt know leelee sobieski had been in the dungeon siege movie.
Just paying the bills. In the case of ITNOTK, none of the main actors are what would be called big name stars, so with a budget like $60 million, they were probably being fairly well paid.
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orcishgamer: Lowtax showed up for giggles, he wasn't really one of Uwe's huge critics at the time.

And Lowtax was hardly the only one who bitched about Boll's antics that week:

http://brokensaints.com/blog/?p=457
So he was just there for the PR? And we are sad that he got popped in the head (and gut :p) a few times, why?

As for the link: Yeah, he is a GREAT source and isn't sour at all.

He complains that Boll's "handlers" weren't pasty faced teenagers? It was a PR event, and they dressed up to play it up.
He drops the Nazi/Mussolini bomb almost instantly.
He is angry that Boll's handler didn't say "Oh, be nice. Give him a nice lollypop!", especially since THIS guy actually seemed to have an idea of what boxing was.

Unfortunately, the first video isn't available, but I have seen (and laughed at) the Lowtax video before. Looked like what happens when a college kid hops in a boxing ring at the local gym, expecting to just dance around and pretend he is playing Knockout Kings.

As for the second: I'll admit, I am no expert boxer, and I didn't watch every second of it (mostly skipped to where the blogger was implying the worst action occurred), but I saw nothing overly unsportsmanlike. Were there a few kidney shots (maybe an elbow)? I didn't spot any, but I wouldn't be surprised. They are low blows, but they happen in pro boxing too. And amateur boxers are even more likely to actually accidentally throw one due to incompetence. But since Minter actually hugged him afterward (and is an amateur boxer himself), I don't suspect it was particularly out of the ordinary.
Hell, Wiki says Minter actually sort of liked/tolerated Boll afterward.

So yeah, all you did was manage to find what REEKS of a sore loser. Kudos.

For those playing at home:

Lowtax is angry about it. The SomethingAwful guy has a rant. Yeah...
Guy who wrote that blog is angry. I didn't bother to check for his name, but he seems like the definition of a sore loser.

Chance Minter (the amateur boxer that Lowtax lies about Boll not fighting) actually seems okay with the thing.
Chris Alexander seems pretty okay with everything as well, and actually seems to like Boll after talking to him (hates his films, but likes him).

So of the 5 people, 1 gets paid to rant (and was caught in lies), 1 is a blatant sore loser (maybe he has a valid grievance, but he comes across as whinging), and 2 of them seem okay with the entire thing.