Posted December 09, 2010

nondeplumage
32 Bit World
Registered: Sep 2010
From United States

orcishgamer
Mad and Green
Registered: Jun 2010
From United States
Posted December 09, 2010



Seriously though, read up on that event. Not sure if it was actually a charity event, but the guy who whines the most is someone who is even more annoying, and even more of a dick (the SomethingAwful guy). Boll challenged them, gave them time to prepare, and actually was willing to talk to them to get their perspective on the rationales behind the reviews (because, by that point, bashing Boll was the cool thing to do).
It was a PR event for everyone involved. It just so happens that some of the guys got angry and pissed because they didn't look as badass as they wanted to.
Post edited December 09, 2010 by orcishgamer

nondeplumage
32 Bit World
Registered: Sep 2010
From United States

Gundato
The Peepe
Registered: Sep 2008
From United States
Posted December 09, 2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swg4SshYx2E
Seriously. Please look into things before buying into the whining propaganda of Lowtax.
Boll gave very fair warning that there would be a boxing match. Is it Boll's fault that the idiot didn't even prepare for the challenge he accepted?
Post edited December 09, 2010 by Gundato

orcishgamer
Mad and Green
Registered: Jun 2010
From United States
Posted December 09, 2010


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swg4SshYx2E
Seriously. Please look into things before buying into the whining propaganda of Lowtax.
Boll gave very fair warning that there would be a boxing match. Is it Boll's fault that the idiot didn't even prepare for the challenge he accepted?
And Lowtax was hardly the only one who bitched about Boll's antics that week:
http://brokensaints.com/blog/?p=457
Post edited December 09, 2010 by orcishgamer

drmlessgames
Dosbox l337
Registered: Mar 2009
From Peru
Posted December 09, 2010

He is completely fucking up game = movie conversions for all of us. And if you do some homework, he has been blatantly using the German tax system to write off every loss he makes, thus enabling him to make even more shitty movies.
That I can NOT condone. Sure, if he was an independently made millionaire and funding his horrendous bullshit HIMSELF, well, dude, it's your money to burn. But he does the following:
1. Uses other peoples money to defecate on great ideas.
2. Doesn't give a shit - unless it is said defecating on great ideas.
3. MANGLES some of my favorite games. I mean, fuck, come on. Cheap and nasty? That's what's wrong with this world these days. I dream everyday about making an epic movie of x game - as I'm sure many of you do, and this is just an insult to the creative teams that worked so hard on their games that have become cult / stellar hits for many people on this planet, as well as the audiences that loved the games so much.
Let's try this example:
If Uwe Bollfuckass had actually tried to make games in the way he makes his movies, do you think they would have, oh I don't know, been successful? I doubt it. I respect artistic vision and integrity, and this man fails epically on each count.
Hate to repeat myself, but then why do these big name hollywood stars agree to be in his movies? I didnt know leelee sobieski had been in the dungeon siege movie.
Post edited December 09, 2010 by drmlessgames

Narushima
New User
Registered: Dec 2008
From France
Posted December 09, 2010

As for why stars accept to play in these films, it could just because they need a bit of money, but also to do something fun for a change. It's like being in an Ed Wood flick, it's an experience on its own !^^
Post edited December 09, 2010 by Narushima

drmlessgames
Dosbox l337
Registered: Mar 2009
From Peru
Posted December 09, 2010

As for why stars accept to play in these films, it could just because they need a bit of money, but also to do something fun for a change. It's like being in an Ed Wood flick, it's an experience on its own !^^
OK, but wouldnt being a really shitty movie be not too good for the star's career? I haventt see christian slater, tara raid or the bloodrayne chick in more recent roles lately.
Post edited December 09, 2010 by drmlessgames

Catshade
resident feline
Registered: Jun 2009
From Indonesia
Posted December 09, 2010
This guy would make a fantastic Daikatana movie.

TheCheese33
Saves The Day
Registered: Sep 2008
From United States
Posted December 09, 2010
Frankly, when you decide to fight someone who knows how to box, you'd best know how to box, too. It's no one's fault but Lowtax's that he got the shit beaten out of him. I'm sorry, what did you expect when you agreed to fight a boxer? That he was going to pull punches?
Maybe someone who clearly has a disregard for his own personal safety shouldn't be blogging in the first place.
Yeah, and Jason Statham, Ron Perlman and Ray Liotta disappeared after In The Name of the King? As long as you've built up your acting credibility, you can do whatever the fuck you want and people will still think of you as a god. Look at how many shitty movies Ben Kingsley has been involved in. Did he disappear after BloodRayne? I don't think so.
Maybe someone who clearly has a disregard for his own personal safety shouldn't be blogging in the first place.
Yeah, and Jason Statham, Ron Perlman and Ray Liotta disappeared after In The Name of the King? As long as you've built up your acting credibility, you can do whatever the fuck you want and people will still think of you as a god. Look at how many shitty movies Ben Kingsley has been involved in. Did he disappear after BloodRayne? I don't think so.
Post edited December 09, 2010 by TheCheese33

Serendipitous_Lemon
Torched idiot
Registered: Dec 2008
From United Kingdom
Posted December 09, 2010
Just paying the bills. In the case of ITNOTK, none of the main actors are what would be called big name stars, so with a budget like $60 million, they were probably being fairly well paid.

Gundato
The Peepe
Registered: Sep 2008
From United States
Posted December 09, 2010

And Lowtax was hardly the only one who bitched about Boll's antics that week:
http://brokensaints.com/blog/?p=457
As for the link: Yeah, he is a GREAT source and isn't sour at all.
He complains that Boll's "handlers" weren't pasty faced teenagers? It was a PR event, and they dressed up to play it up.
He drops the Nazi/Mussolini bomb almost instantly.
He is angry that Boll's handler didn't say "Oh, be nice. Give him a nice lollypop!", especially since THIS guy actually seemed to have an idea of what boxing was.
Unfortunately, the first video isn't available, but I have seen (and laughed at) the Lowtax video before. Looked like what happens when a college kid hops in a boxing ring at the local gym, expecting to just dance around and pretend he is playing Knockout Kings.
As for the second: I'll admit, I am no expert boxer, and I didn't watch every second of it (mostly skipped to where the blogger was implying the worst action occurred), but I saw nothing overly unsportsmanlike. Were there a few kidney shots (maybe an elbow)? I didn't spot any, but I wouldn't be surprised. They are low blows, but they happen in pro boxing too. And amateur boxers are even more likely to actually accidentally throw one due to incompetence. But since Minter actually hugged him afterward (and is an amateur boxer himself), I don't suspect it was particularly out of the ordinary.
Hell, Wiki says Minter actually sort of liked/tolerated Boll afterward.
So yeah, all you did was manage to find what REEKS of a sore loser. Kudos.
For those playing at home:
Lowtax is angry about it. The SomethingAwful guy has a rant. Yeah...
Guy who wrote that blog is angry. I didn't bother to check for his name, but he seems like the definition of a sore loser.
Chance Minter (the amateur boxer that Lowtax lies about Boll not fighting) actually seems okay with the thing.
Chris Alexander seems pretty okay with everything as well, and actually seems to like Boll after talking to him (hates his films, but likes him).
So of the 5 people, 1 gets paid to rant (and was caught in lies), 1 is a blatant sore loser (maybe he has a valid grievance, but he comes across as whinging), and 2 of them seem okay with the entire thing.