Wait, I'm not seeing anything about foreigners/tourists (maybe I'm not looking hard enough. I'm suffering extreme and delayed jet lag right now). I'm not sure my clearance will let me get into Pine Gap (the only base I'm aware of, since they shut down Nurrungar), and I'm pretty sure they don't have a bar on that base even if I could get inside. I'm surprised Obama hasn't ordered its dismantling (or withdrawal of US personnel. Again, I don't know a whole lot about it, aside that they watch satellites there), given it's controversy of late. The point being, I'm not wearing a damn computer chip just to get a weak lager.