Because of the new penis controller! I'm not gonna link it to the exact site because I am not sure if it is against the forum rules, but according to a recent article, a certain game company (The fools behind Rapelay) has done just so. Freaky, ain't it?

That....is....just...awesome. No I now I wasn't passing illusion softs earlier games for nothing.

My main concern is how one would clean this controller and keep it...free of any excess fluids.

I wouldn't want to buy a used one, or borrow a friend's.

Hahaha!

Oh, shit...

What's the hotkey for "spank her ass"?

I don't think Gamestop would sell used ones. ;) That requires modding the controller.