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Pick one game and write a story about a raccoon in relation to the game. About 75 words. You have until I have to go to bed tonight.
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Aura: Fate of the Ages
Papo & Yo
Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams
Bridge Constructor
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The space is very confined and pleasantly noxious. I'm standing on top of some cardboard boxes and AOL CDs. In front of me there's a sack of moth-nibbled clothes. Turning left, there's some spoiled fruit, leftover fried fish, unfinished chicken thighs. Yummy! Left again, and there's a tin wall; a corner, in fact. I must be the only one who likes the idea of a Myst clone with dumpsters!
There once was a raccoon with ambition
Who thought himself quite the magician
He sawed in half
An unlucky giraffe
And quit in a fit of contrition

With new purpose in mind, the raccoon
Decided to make a cartoon
He drew what he saw
In his head, but the law
In response said, "Here's your barred room!"

Having paid his debt to society,
The raccoon renounced all sobriety
He holed up in his house
And commenced to carouse
But still he increased notoriety

The raccoon now paced to and fro
Knowing not which way to go
He tired of his trek
And said, "What the heck?
I'll be in for Papa & Yo."
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Spinorial: ...
In for Bridge Constructor? ;P
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misteryo: ...
I'll be in for Papa & Yo."
So so close... :S
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Last chance.
There were once a raccoon and bandicoot that somehow lived in the same place with no problems! They were great friends and they loved to play together. One day, the bandicoot decided to check some weird glowing stuff in a corner, which the racoon did not do. The bandicoot became horribly mutated, and forever sought revenge on the evil doctor Cortex who wrought this to him! Thus, the raccoon never saw his friend again — but he did make video games to tell the tale. Those were Crash Bandicoot.

I'll be in for Giana Sisters! Thanks for the giveaway.

Edit: Oh wait, it's you again. I see you really are doing these things at Saturday nights now, apparently! That's awesome. I'll take this game if nobody else is doing so, ha
Post edited August 16, 2014 by thiagovscoelho
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realkman666: In for Bridge Constructor? ;P
Harder to fit a bridge inside a dumpster. Much easier to go on exploring the place for ages. And trying to solve the infuriating puzzle of how to get back out XD
Super easy. Thanks for the raccoon stories. I love these beasts.

Spinorial gets Aura.
misteryo gets Papo y Yo.
thiagovscoelho gets Giana Michaels. huh, wait...

I guess I'll keep doing the Saturdays. Maybe I'll start earlier in the day to get more entrants.
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realkman666: Super easy. Thanks for the raccoon stories. I love these beasts.

Spinorial gets Aura.
misteryo gets Papo y Yo.
thiagovscoelho gets Giana Michaels. huh, wait...

I guess I'll keep doing the Saturdays. Maybe I'll start earlier in the day to get more entrants.
Thanks a lot!! Again, too. You're awesome.
Thank you! Now, how the hell do I get out of the sodding dumpster?!
And a belated thank you from me as well!

Cheers!