How many dragons do you think you've slain in your gaming career?

How many Gods have you risen up against in rebellion?

How many alien super races have you managed to thwart?

How many head shots have you managed to pull off?

How many demon spawn have you killed?

How many years do you think you've literally spent staring at a computer screen?

None. Maybe some "god-like" beings though. Honestly? Probably like five. Literally? As in entire years with no breaks?

The other questions sound far too hard to answer right now. Lets just say "a lot".

How many dragons do you think you've slain in your gaming career?
I say maybe 20 or so don't really play to many games with what I call dragons

How many Gods have you risen up against in rebellion?
I bet around 20 maybe more. I think Rygar was the first time I put a god down.

How many alien super races have you managed to thwart?
a lot.

How many head shots have you managed to pull off?
198,654 the last time I counted

How many demon spawn have you killed?
oh that a hard one, I kill 1,000 in Doom alone if not more

How many years do you think you've literally spent staring at a computer screen?
3 years

Too many to count, I've started slaying dragons when I was around 6. Bowser is a dragon, right? Dozens? The first time I defeated a god, I wasn't even 10 years old. I did it to save my one true love.

Another question: How many shabby bathroom stalls have you visited during your gaming career?

Answer: Too many. I don't know why, maybe dirty bathrooms are considered the ultimate in gritty realism, but every second game seems to feature at least one. I remember one of the Splinter Cells even felt the need to put a yellow turd in one of it's many toilets. Thanks a lot.

How many beautiful women have you rescued?

How many air ducts did you crawl through?

Hey, this is fun.

Killing the mortal gods of Morrowind was a personal hobby.