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Called "Go the Fuck to Sleep". I'm not kidding! XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yqVnCAiWHw
This and "Wheres my Cow?" are 2 of the greatest bedtime books available!
That is the greatest story every told.
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nondeplumage: That is the greatest story every told.
God is being very good to Comedians this year. Just when the Weiner scandal is calming down, Samuel Jackson, the Picasso of Four Letter Words, does a children's book. Easy material for the next two weeks.
I am tired of this motherfucking kid not going to motherfucking sleep!
That was hilarious XD
"Go the F**k to Sleep - R..."
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Audible, Inc..
Sorry about that.

:-(
I am tired of these motherf***ing Audible, Inc idiots.
clicky
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Namur: clicky
Thank you so much. :)
Fun fact, Fox got the rights to make it into a movie.
Also, audio book version for FREE!
This book has been a huge surprise best seller. I howled when I read it, as I can recall being in several of those situations with our kids.
New Link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQZmU2GnUdA
Oh, I know that book. I saw it in a bookstore once, but I wasn't impressed. You can read the whole thing in less than two minutes. I didn't find it very funny, but maybe that's because I don't have kids.
Almost as good as this:
http://godxiliary.com/alienvspooh/Large/

A must read.
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FraterPerdurabo: Almost as good as this:
http://godxiliary.com/alienvspooh/Large/

A must read.
Hah! Nice twist at the end.

Also: "Here is Tigger doing what Tiggers do best, operating hydraulic exoskeletons."
Classic line.