lol that is cool wish all websites had something like that for downtime.

Strange things happened at Castle Shotgun...

>save
Your game has been saved to the URL. You may want to bookmark this page now; just reload it at any time to restore your game from this point.
Ok.
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>restart
Are you sure you want to restart? y

[ The game has finished. ]
[ The game has finished. ]
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>fart
Really? I mean, really? I know that, by anticipating this action, I am partly admitting that I would consider it myself, but we're at Castle Shotgun here. We have standards. Few standards, for sure, but some.
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>inventory
You are carrying:
a strange love of jetpacks
an opinion on just about everything

>drop
What do you want to drop?

>opinion on just about everything
Dropped.

>oops
Sorry, that can't be corrected.

>pick up
What do you want to pick up?

>opinion on just about everything
Taken.

>offer kieron
What do you want to offer Kieron?

>opinion on just about everything
He nods sagely.

>give opinion
Whom do you want to give the opinion on just about everything to?

>myself
You juggle the opinion on just about everything for a while, but don't achieve much.



To be continued...

>give love
Whom do you want to give the strange love of jetpacks to?

>kieron
He already has one of those.

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>look at wall
You peek at the hole in the wall. There is a mess of wiring and tubes, and what appears to be the midriff of a particularly long animal. You peer down the inside of the wall in both directions, but see no evidence of legs or a head. Weird.

>talk to Kieron
You open your mouth but the words fail to come. Without speaking, Kieron's voice echoes inside of your head. He mentions something about Deus Ex. Everything is right with the world.

>talk to Kieron
You open your mouth but the words fail to come. Without speaking, Kieron's voice echoes inside of your head. He mentions something about Thief. Everything is right with the world.

>jump
You jump on the spot, fruitlessly.

>give Tim/John an opinion on just about everything
I'm not sure now would be a good time to do that.

>give Jim an opinion on just about everything
Jim is far too busy tinkering to worry about such things.

>give Alec an opinion on just about everything
Alec mutters something about comment threads and politely declines.