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Posted October 05, 2011
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t4n3: snip
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strixo: Cool avatar. Tough story. All I got is...

A woman walks into a bar, and asks for a double entendre.

The bartender gives it to her.
Then she asks for another one, so the bartender fills her cup.
Posted October 05, 2011
A baby seal walks into a club.
Posted October 05, 2011
Visual humor is best so enjoy these videos :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYAGB11YrSs&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxxVxSFcc3I&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpl5mOAXNl4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKrtbUinWOU&feature=relmfu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSCswCg-9gk&feature=relmfu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie5yIITKlRo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFldBVWFgWo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjOSLCR2hE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTQfGd3G6dg&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eMkth8FWno&feature=related
Posted October 05, 2011
So, A baby seal walked into a club...
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Whitecroc: A baby seal walks into a club.
Wat. I didn't see this before posting. :/
Post edited October 05, 2011 by ceeker
Posted October 05, 2011
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Detlik: Visual humor is best so enjoy these videos :

*snip*
He speaks the truth, your excellency.
Posted October 05, 2011
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Detlik: Visual humor is best so enjoy these videos :

*snip*
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Titanium: He speaks the truth, your excellency.
*bows* I am only humble servant, doing my job.
Posted October 05, 2011
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Titanium: He speaks the truth, your excellency.
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Detlik: *bows* I am only humble servant, doing my job.
Excellent. Build city walls first, other improvements later!

Actually, this reminds me...
Posted October 05, 2011
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Detlik: *bows* I am only humble servant, doing my job.
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Titanium: Excellent. Build city walls first, other improvements later!

Actually, this reminds me...
Dont know why but your post reminded me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfGpVcdqeS0
Posted October 05, 2011
Where do you get virgin wool?

From ugly sheep.

A man threw two drums and a cymbal of a cliff... Badum tsh.

And from the New Zealand, Fred Dagg
Front Fell Off
Some Whale Thing

Karl
Posted October 05, 2011
How are a pickle and mayonnaise similar?



















Answer: They both have feathers.
Posted October 05, 2011
Thanks for all the great stuff everyone. Keep em coming.
Posted October 05, 2011
Here's another:

Two penguins are standing on an ice floe. The first penguin says "you look like you're wearing a tuxedo". The second penguin says "what makes you think I'm not?".
Posted October 05, 2011
A blind man walks into a department store, and navigates his way to the middle of the sales floor. Quite unexpectedly, he picks up his seeing-eye dog and starts waving the animal in circles over his head by the tip of its tail.

Appalled by this strange sight, a sales clerk runs over and screams, "What do you think you are doing!?"

The man cooly replies, "Oh, just looking around."
Post edited October 05, 2011 by EC-
Posted October 05, 2011
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EC-: A blind man walks into a department store, and navigates his way to the middle of the sales floor. Quite unexpectedly, he picks up his seeing-eye dog and starts waving the animal in circles over his head by the tip of its tail.

Appalled by this strange sight, a sales clerk runs over and screams, "What do you think you are doing!?"

The man cooly replies, "Oh, just looking around."
looooool

love it
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