You are missing something. We are facing each other, so your right is my left. If you kick to the right and I dive to my left, I save it. I thought this might be confusing, but it does make sense. I understand everybody trying to see me in pain for all the bad jokes and all, but you were supposed to aim away from me. You were pretty unlucky, but for every kick you had a 2/3 chance of scoring. If it makes you feel better, though, you're better than me at fighting games :-P.

Ah okay thus your saves reversed was this, thus that matched 4 of mine thus you save 4, makes sense now.
Though joking to hit you didn't help :p But well i am not really good at fighting games either. ;)

1st kick: Right. left
2nd kick: Right. left
3rd kick: Middle. middle
4th kick: Left. right
5th kick: Right. left