*cake comes to life and swallows IwubCheeze*

YEAARRRGGGHHH!!!!! Quick!! Someone get me a flock of hungry birds!!!

........and why does it smell like broccoli and urinal mints in here?

*comes back into thread* bwahahaha, you have fallen for my trap! Now you will rot away in a prison of icing covered... brocolli and urinal mints...*cocks head to side* what was I thinking? *stutters* I mean, the only means of escape would be to eat your way out, but no one could stomach that! *laughs villainously*
and I'm sorry, did you say flock of hungry seagulls?

Welcome to GOG, I hope you enjoy your stay. This is one of the most kind, caring, welcoming and generous community that I've ever had the pleasure to be a part of. As people have stated most forums for each games has any relevant modding info if it is possible to mod said game. If ever you need assistance on anything I find people here are more than willing to help if they can. Again, have a great stay and I hope you find tonnes of games to fill your backlog up with, I'm sure you will. ^_^

Welcome to GOG! :)

Definitely check out the community around the game you're interested in first, especially any sticky topics/posts. Some games are definitely worth playing with mods, for instance I found replaying Fallout 2 with the restoration patch almost like playing a new game. It definitely felt like the definitive version i.e. fixing many bugs or issues long since abandoned or making other improvements.

No, no, let's keep things civil..! XD

Just trying new.. stuff!! *_* :D

спокойной ночи :D

Oh my gosh, I love you guys. Best and most helpful welcome I've ever had!

Vous les chats sont les genoux de l'abeille!

Well, you had to suggest tasing in this thread, what was I supposed to think? ;-P


Oh dear, that's exactly what I'm talking about. ↁ_ↁ

Both forms are grammatically correct but 'des' is the "plural undefined article" (that would mean 'I like some random strawberries' in a weird way) and 'les' is the "plural defined article" ( which is literally 'I like [the] strawberries')

In your sentence the use of 'des' is what is assumed by default : "would you like to screw cheese with some strawberries and some fish in Germany" (writing 'des' is optional in that case, the strawberries and fish you are talking about are just not defined).
But you could have use 'les fraises et les poissons' if you wanted to speak about particular ones "the fish and the strawberries (which I just bought)"

And yes 'baiser' is always understood as screw (wether it is 'mess with' or 'having an intercourse'). Kiss is "faire la bise' (make a kiss) or "embrasser" (literally 'embrace' / 'take in your arms' but translated as kiss)
Typical French awesomeness, nothing new here ;-)

I know. :3

Funnily enough the books we used at school still treated "baiser" as "to kiss", there was even a whole "funny story" about a girl promising a guy a "baiser" and he thought that he's going to get a kiss and in the end he got some sort of biscuit. Too bad he didn't know what "baiser" actually means. If he was already freaking out because of a kiss one can only wonder...

Lol. He also used his French super powers to screw a good friend of mine after knowing her only for a few hours. Man, you people are nasty.

The noun and the verb change dramatically.
'Un baiser' = 'a kiss' (poetic form in some way)
'baiser' = 'to screw' (there should be a 'normal very old form' though, but nowadays it's plain vulgar).


French territory is the place the most invaded through history, every barbarian tribe invaded here at some point (and generally stopped because it's pretty damn comfy). "Invader" is written all over our genetic code ;-)

There are GOG guides on how to improve/modding some games. I remember of System Shock and Planescape:Torment, but there are more. No idea how to get to the links...

I won't stay sane long D:

Here brah:

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130502212201/smashbroslawlorigins/images/2/28/Angry_birds_flock_by_jeremiekent13-d5lc45k.png

Wait, what did you ask?

Aaah, thanks, good to know.