This is thread for list of "medieval fantasy" quotes. Every post need to contain 10 quote so posting will not come spamming and its more enterntaining. Medieval fantasy quotes are those quotes what coming mostly in mind when you play some game or watch movie. Mostly in games these medieval quotes are used more than in movies.

(Quotes no need to make any sense, just try mix them when thinking yourself somewhere medieval fantasy scene and you do some, spells or you are just warrior or something else, elf example)

I start:
1. This day will come to new victory. (King)
2. Seek my sword and you will be threatened with my army. (Threatening in kingdom)
3. Day of day, making my sword become day of the swords. (Bountyhunter)
4. I see trough you, inside your mind you feel immortal. (Wizard)
5. We will not fall today, we will move forward and win this war. (Some war scene)
6. Victory will not be taken, we will make it today brothers and sisters. (War)
7. Guardians will not accept this to be taken away. (Protectors)
8. See my army and your eyes will be burned off your head. (Enemy)
9. Danger is seen around this place, looking for something nice? (Trader)
10. Nice sword there, want to take it before someone will sneak it from you? (Thief)

1. "Fog! Everywhere I see is fog!", the French King said. "M'Lord, this land is filled with fogs", said the knight to the king. The king replied, "Bah! My advisors were wrong, I won't find a bride here. Let us return home." (me)

2. "Why are gnomes always the last to know when it's going to rain? Because they're so short." (Merlin)

3. "Milord?" "Yes?" "Milord?" "What now?" "Lets git diggin!" (lords of the realm)

4. "We've conquered all the kingdoms but one, why is this last one giving us such a hard time?" the king says to his advisor. The advisor replies, "My lord, we have no weapons to fight with, every last pike we have was used to put our enemies heads on." (me)


That's all I got.

How about this

1. Until victory, always! (King)
2. Beware, for the Hittites, Huns and Nuns dwelleth there. (Old witch)
3. What are you staring at? (Some lowlife hanging around on the street)
4. Oh if just one thing was rotten in this land that god has forgotten. (Old man)
5. Persistent sodomy is a serious offense. (Guard)
6. Would you be interested in some recreational sword fencing? (Bountyhunter [who is looking for you])
7. We will be upon them like wolves in the broad daylight (Partner in Dime)
8. The sun is shining and the birds are singing. It is a fine day to die. (Warrior)
9. Your stink is legendary in these lands, my friend. (Trader)
10. I've got a party at my place at 8 PM this evening. You are invited. (Thief)

My favorite and a classic from the Bard himself:

"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!"

1. Let me in, fast, open the door. Unknown behind the door: Du ya nowwa name? Person other side of door: Orc? Unknown behind the door: I opan dis daar an wil aet uya. (Person started run out of scene)

2. Get me out of this sight. Soldier: Now is it better? King: Its perfect. (Helmet pointing wrong way)

3. This have some sense in the air. Other in the same place: No its me. Main character: No i seriously feel something. Other in the same place: I think we are not alone. Main character: I allready know it, i just told you it, you can't see fool, i can see realms of death if i want to. (Wizard getting angry)

4. I feel happy in this world, now i have done all quests, i will go for adventure. (Paladin)
5. Making me work hard, can't lift ae hand, back to work you say. (Builder who is tired)
6. Shadows make you shining today lord. (Some thief getting excited)
7. uu wanta maka me axe? (Orc barbarian)
8. Good day you sir, you by the way lost me in swordfight. (Ego swordman)

9. Run for your lives people, they are coming. Elf jumping from forest: We will not let this undead run over our forest, we will fight as we have born as protectors of this great forest. (Elf protectors)

10. Make me hit you. Some person: stupid. Barbarian: Now i hit you half with my axe. (Barbarian)

1. You got something to trade around here, you looking little tired, why not show me your tools and i show my? (Trader in the forest, who is actually making scene to assasin you)

2. Shall we dance miss, you looking beatiful today, should we hold hands like this and you like this, i go like this and you go like this. (Someone from queen and king hall trying to get someone dance with him)

3. Hold this sword, i go do some small deeds now. (Thief leaving for you sword what is stolen, because he failed to steal it correctly)

4. Charge i said, what this rubbish is what i seeing. (Some warrior is angry because some soldiers didn't attack with charge)

5. I take this horse, you will run to that hill and i try shoot apple from your head. (Ranger)
6. Do you seek some potions, aren't you? (Wizard trader)
7. I will do some question for you, do you have any gold for me? (Raider)
8. Do you feel you are seeking right questions, what if there is none? (Wizard questioning)
9. I want take this city, its my now, muahahahaaaaaaa. (Evil queen)
10. I make your words worthless lord of your kingdom, i see your future. (Some evil wizard who is destroying kingdom with one spell)

This thread is golden! Please make some more. I'm going to read the rest of it the next time I'm drinking. I get it. It is an ass-assin!

1. I am tired. Another raider: Me too. Other raider: Shall we then raid another village and loot it empty? (Raiders life, allways looting stuff)

2. I go trough these flames and... stupid tight armor, allways making my moves unstylish. (Angry paladin)

3. Swords up and forward. Wait an second, did i see orc in the forest. (King is seeing something strange moving in the forests and is clearly thinking it is orc)

4. We need to escape, we can't hold them. Some warriors rise up and say: We together will hold these gates from these monsters, who have destroyed our cities and villages trough their path, we will not anymore run away, we become great leaders together. Soon everyone shouting: CHAARGEEE!!!!! (This scene is about some monsters what are coming toward gates, all frontlines have been destroyed and they are only survivors)

5. This looks exactly how i did see it in my path before coming in this realm. (Wizard talking)
6. I can hit you even without my sword, take these moves and you will hit me. (Fighter)
7. Make my day, so i can make your bread. (Breadmaker in village)
8. Did you see that, it was amazing, you shown me great show today, but how i did get here. (Drunken civilian of castle)

9. Hey hey hey, what you doing, its all again, my work, why you did do that, now i need to start from beginning. (Wizard work destroyed)

10. I feel strenght in my bones, i can hit stones half with my powers, what you can do little one? (Barbarian making show for goblin)