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Not in but thanks and +1. To you and samlii :)
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undeadcow: To enter please post an amusing text joke and state your top three game preferences...

Credit to Samlii I have surplus Steam/Desura keys from the recent Indie Gala July Madness bundle to giveaway.

For offer as follows, one each:

Perimeter (Steam)
God Mode (Steam)
El Matador (Steam)
The Culling of The Cows (Steam)
Pressured (Steam)
Pressured (Desura)
Ice Cream Surfer (Desura)

...Also +1 Samlii if you see him.
You didn't say how long of a joke...so >>

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is.
When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was.
His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.''
''I still don't get it'' responded the Little Johnny.
''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad.
''Okay then...good night'' said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of s**t!''




God Mode
Perimeter
Pressured(Steam)

+1 for the giveaway
Winners:
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Catshade: Perimeter (Steam)
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GreenDigitalWolf: God Mode
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xxxIndyxxx: el matador!
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genkicolleen: Culling of The Cows
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Landeril: Pressured(Steam)
Desure keys offered to Magoxx and if declined dropping in some other thread.
Post edited July 29, 2014 by undeadcow
Thanks so much~! :D
Got it, thanks for the game!
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Landeril: Pressured(Steam)
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undeadcow: Desure keys offered to Magoxx and if declined dropping in some other thread.
thanks you!!! I actually Always wanted this games since it came out but never saw it in shops. When it was released on steam it just wasn't the right time for me so this is very much appreciated!
A security question here: I tried to redeem my key and indiegala asks me to login to steam via a browser. Okay no problem, but when I do it says I try to connect to steam using a different pc, the IP seems to be correct but the location is a bit off ( less then 100 km). When i try to connect to steam using a browser on my on it doesn't do the security check. Is this normal for indiegala??
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xxxIndyxxx: A security question here: I tried to redeem my key and indiegala asks me to login to steam via a browser. Okay no problem, but when I do it says I try to connect to steam using a different pc, the IP seems to be correct but the location is a bit off ( less then 100 km). When i try to connect to steam using a browser on my on it doesn't do the security check. Is this normal for indiegala??
Indiegala's redeem system is newer (previously they just gave redeem codes) so I'm not sure. Aside from the 100km distance it doesn't necessarily sound unusual. I know sometimes Humble gives similar seemingly frivilous security checks independent of Steam but not sure about your specifics with IndieGala. IG seems like a generally reputable service.
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xxxIndyxxx: A security question here: I tried to redeem my key and indiegala asks me to login to steam via a browser. Okay no problem, but when I do it says I try to connect to steam using a different pc, the IP seems to be correct but the location is a bit off ( less then 100 km). When i try to connect to steam using a browser on my on it doesn't do the security check. Is this normal for indiegala??
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undeadcow: Indiegala's redeem system is newer (previously they just gave redeem codes) so I'm not sure. Aside from the 100km distance it doesn't necessarily sound unusual. I know sometimes Humble gives similar seemingly frivilous security checks independent of Steam but not sure about your specifics with IndieGala. IG seems like a generally reputable service.
As i remember correctly i bought something before on indiegala so i trust the site (and you, so I am not accusing you in any way), i just found i strange...and since i had my steam account for years I really do not want to have it hacked ;D
Thanks for the GA! +1! :D