You forgot about Chopin Vodka. Quite good and I even saw it in Wall Mart in Wisconsin (costs more then good whisky)
Unfortunatelly it doesn't make you a better pianist ;)
Cheap polish wine is often called "mózgojeb" amongst connoisseurs, which can only be translated as brain-fucker. An adecuate name indeed. It actually smells like sulfur.

I used to love Zubrowka.
But that was back when i was a student, so it might just have been me being pretentious. Haven't tried it in 10 years, so I can't say for sure if it's as good as i remember.

Naah, it doesn't, not since the Fall Of Arizona at least. I've actually noticed that people do mention that sulfur smell, but i believe i't more likely they subconscious, based on the sulphur myth telling them that. As to the 'mental mind-f..k' aspect, i'd agree, but every wine works in a different way, f..king one's brain in a different manner.;)
Some of them, the bad ones, are called "Muchozol", which is a name for a insecticide, focused on flies.;P
So, don't be afraid Judas, don't fear the Wine.;)
Oh, and how much does that Irish Rose thing cost, and how popular is it? [as in, in how many states/shops can it be obtained?]

Times when I used to drink this nobleman's beverages are long gone so i'm not sure if their quality has improved. I'm sure that constant progress in the industry and increasing demands of potential customers forced a significant changes to their taste. Experts opinion would be desirable. I do remember them smell like old socks and sulfur (if i was able to remember anything due to a total brain-fuck they provided)

I prefer to do this with cheap vodka: http://userealbutter.com/2010/04/29/vanilla-extract-recipe/

I will try this. Thanks. :)

i'm more into rum than vodka, but I remember really liking Pushkin Vodka.. think it said on the bottle it was 'ice distilled'. Thought it was polish but apparently not. We have a local vodka here called 'Eldvatn'(means firewater) but it's very new, so it's probably not available internationally. But anyway some great stories about getting completely legless and memory loss on this thread :p

The best of them all and you still haven't tested it.. Although I come from Poland I don't like vodka that much, except for Zubrovka. Mix it with apple juice add few slices of lemon, some ice and you'll have the most delicious drink ever!

*looks at his almost empty bottle of Smirnoff Green Apple after a fucked up evening* I think we should turn this thread into a perpetual drinking thread.

Ahh, the joys of digging up a pre-bluetext Judas post! :) Why, obviously Klos is the plural form of Klo. Which is the German word for toilet.

He's through being blue...

OK, what did I miss? :/ :P

Edit: now I saw it the ressurection spell..

INB4 da feelz.

Fired for alcoholism.