Hmm... One entrant for each game... How delightfully easy for me to select winners!
chadjenofsky: I'm in for NWN!
Your friend needs to feel a sense of security in a world that is ever-changing. Offer to complete his transformation by giving him a pacifier and pastel blue security blanket. Make sure the pacifier is one of those clip-ons so it won't fall on the floor if he drops it out of his mouth. Coddle him words of reassurance and encourage his mediocrity as if it's a huge achievement.
Lol. That's great. Made me smile. And you win NWN!
clisair: BTW, have all of NWN but nothing of Dungeon Keeper
And you get Dungeon Keeper!
Check your PMs, lucky winners. ;)
wy4786: just a thought, perhaps this is your friend's way of paying tribute to the idea of limbo that is one of the recurrent themes in dark souls.
:D
That's... BRILLIANT! hahahahaha :D
@everyone: Thanks for your entries. Consider my friend thoroughly shamed!