Banana.

If you're going to go that far may as well call it Bananaman and SuperTed! :D

Now that'd just be silly.

Never knew they made a combined pack of those, cool. Hope it's a quality rig, though, as we say in Poland "z g...na bata nie ukrecisz" [You won't make a whip out ot s..t],. Just hoping, since bundled stuff is usually of questionable quality. I've started on a loe cost acoustic guitar, and it requires 10x more patience, practice, and will than a good instrument.
Anyhow, rock on, and call it something cool, but not to epic. First guitar is like first love, You remember it till death, and hate Yourself, for seeing it for more than it was. [and no, that's not why my guitars are called like that].

Something spacey maybe, cereal based, like the Ozric Tentacles did with their name?:P

John Lennon's Revenge.

Call it Chinese and practice it.

Rhapsody

"Camarad Bolshevik !"

"Death to Bourgeoisie !"

"Enemy of the People !"

Just take the name of armored trains in the Russian Civil War... Those are outstanding names for Guitars (or dogs).

lucky 38

Thank you so much for the suggestions, but I've come up with a name. I've decided to name my guitar "Julia." I've named it after a character whose last words are "It's all a dream..."

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLIA
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLIA

Half of what I say is meaningless...

call it kenneth

But I say it just to reach you...