Magnitus: Dude, I wish.
Even in the areas where they fish the things, it's not so cheap in season.
Got other funny ideas about Canada you'd like debunked while you're at it?
hedwards: I heard that upon birth all Canadians are issued an Anne Murray album and a gallon of maple syrup.
In English speaking Canada only.
In French speaking Canada, we get Gilles Vigneault, but I recently petitioned for Richard Desjardins (at the parent's choice).
They stopped giving maple syrup after a bunch of mothers killed their babies thinking it was a valid substitute for milk.
PS: I'm assuming that you were not seriously believing your statement. If you were, then, then the real serious answer is no. Just making sure.
Magnitus: Got other funny ideas about Canada you'd like debunked while you're at it?
Titanium: Satanism. Yes or only every other day?
Na, selling your soul to Satan in order to get laid or rich (or both) is more of an American thing. It helps when you actually strongly believe in the source material.
In French speaking Canada, we do misuse various holy words on an almost daily basis.
Miaghstir: Not may newborn know how to ask politely though, do they?
PenutBrittle: Canadian newborns do. Politeness is in their blood.
If it is, then they completely forget about it once they get involved into politics.