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How the hell did I read the title as "I am another juicy lobster"?

Anyway, gratz.
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JudasIscariot: Nah, not PR/marketing. That's a bit beyond me, really!

Besides, I wouldn't want TheEnigmaticT to enter "They took our jerbs!" mode
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Prydeless: If you do end up at GOG, make sure to smuggle us some game codes intended for coventions!
Screw that! Smuggle me a cookie making grandma!
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Prydeless: Valve?!
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JudasIscariot: No.
Are you sure it's not Valve? Everyone really loves Steam on these here forums.

Edit: Orcishgamer and I have exactly the same around of rep. Curious.
Post edited October 19, 2011 by PoSSeSSeDCoW
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PoSSeSSeDCoW: Edit: Orcishgamer and I have exactly the same around of rep. Curious.
O RLY?:)
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PoSSeSSeDCoW: Edit: Orcishgamer and I have exactly the same around of rep. Curious.
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Arteveld: O RLY?:)
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!?
Don't hijack the thread you 589ers
THIS IS SPARTA!
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Arteveld: O RLY?:)
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PoSSeSSeDCoW: WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!?
Congratulations, Judas! It will be weird seeing you posting in blue.
Hey, that's great.


psss..when you'll be inside gog office - look for some clues what's next on gog :-P
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JudasIscariot: ...
Here is some help with finding GOG corporate headquarters :

1) Since you are already in Poland, look at the sky for dark red clouds and head towards them. When they are nearly overhead ask the locals how to get to GOG. They may hesitate but be persistent. When the road ends, take the path. Follow it till you come to the GOG front gate (see image one). You will need edged weapons made of silver or silver bullets as security is very heavy here. DO NOT TOUCH THE GEM on the gate post.

2) About five miles in, you will see the crater walls. Search along the stream for the door that opens to the crater wall caves. (see image two). To open the door, it may be necessary to utter the correct words, look for clues. On the door It says swords are required but I suggest axes and crossbows. Bring torches as you will need them.

3) After making it through crater wall caves you will find your self inside the crater. GOG corporate headquarters is inside the rock formation at the crater center. (see image three). Study the entrance before you make your move. Security is very heavy so it may take you a while to battle your way down to the HR Department that is rumored to be on the fifth level. Many types of security guards so be ready to show your credentials. Watch for booby traps especially on the first three levels.

4) Once you reach the bottom level, look for the HR Department (see image four). Should be easy to get to the door as there is not that much security down there. The doors all look the same but the department should be clearly marked over the door. Ignore the screams and howls as they are just for effect.

GOG LUCK !! Hope this helps . . . =)
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Post edited October 20, 2011 by Stuff
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JudasIscariot: ...
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Stuff: Here is some help with finding GOG corporate headquarters :

1) Since you are already in Poland, look at the sky for dark red clouds and head towards them. When they are nearly overhead ask the locals how to get to GOG. They may hesitate but be persistent. When the road ends, take the path. Follow it till you come to the GOG front gate (see image one). You will need edged weapons made of silver or silver bullets as security is very heavy here. DO NOT TOUCH THE GEM on the gate post.

2) About five miles in, you will see the crater walls. Search along the stream for the door that opens to the crater wall caves. (see image two). To open the door, it may be necessary to utter the correct words, look for clues. On the door It says swords are required but I suggest axes and crossbows. Bring torches as you will need them.

3) After making it through crater wall caves you will find your self inside the crater. GOG corporate headquarters is inside the rock formation at the crater center. (see image three). Study the entrance before you make your move. Security is very heavy so it may take you a while to battle your way down to the HR Department that is rumored to be on the fifth level. Many types of security guards so be ready to show your credentials. Watch for booby traps especially on the first three levels.

4) Once you reach the bottom level, look for the HR Department (see image four). Should be easy to get to the door as there is not that much security down there. The doors all look the same but the department should be clearly marked over the door. Ignore the screams and howls as they are just for effect.

GOG LUCK !! Hope this helps . . . =)
Sooooo... I can't just type in IDQDD for this one?

I have to say that is an awesome image with the way you incorporated some of the games on offer here :D. What are the Gollums supposed to represent? Server drones? HR?

Any possibilities of ghosting this mission?
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bazilisek: Congratulations, Judas! It will be weird seeing you posting in blue.
I'm planning on sneaking in Garret style but the only problem is that GOG may not be open during the night and all that preparation might go to waste :D.
Post edited October 20, 2011 by JudasIscariot
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JudasIscariot: I'm planning on sneaking in Garret style but the only problem is that GOG may not be open during the night and all that preparation might go to waste :D.
I think you will really not have trouble getting in . . . maybe getting out??

I did the Gollums image for our CS dept years ago. It was much more involved than this one. They sent it out in jest to our customers for Halloween that year and posted a large poster image on the CS dept door. Got a lot of laughs.

I re-use everything . . . =)

Like I said above . . . GOG Luck on your quest . . . =D
Post edited October 20, 2011 by Stuff