Dear GoG, I know you're all very dedicated to releasing some of the greatest classic and newly released computer games in the known world, but I have a business plan suggestion:


For all users old enough to drink in their respective countries, you should start a brewery and release your own one of a kind gamer's alcoholic beverage, GoG Grog. Sell it in GoG Growlers and offer special deals with games.

Please for the love of grog, GoG.

I am Groot!


<I endorse this idea>

Isn't grog a little... Volatile? I mean, you would need to be a pirate to handle a single swig. Yes you are. Now DANCE!

I would like to write something witty, but am too tired; so what Ragnarblackmane said.

Would go well with the DRM-free pizza we've promised ourselves that they would start making one of these years.

I don't drink, but I think Groot is awesome. So I will endorse Groot ;)

trentonlf, I LOVE your new look. :)

And here's the best part: People with beards and/or pointy ears get a discount! :D

is this to keep the beer warm or to stop it freezing in colder climes?

Depends on the style of beer, locally they could sell growlers full of beer. Ideally one would be able to order an empty growler bottle to have in their demesne whenever they wished to purchase a portion at their local craft brewery or beerpub.

I think this is an appropriate time to share the recipe for grog from The Secret of Monkey Island, for those who do not know it: "[Grog is] a secret mixture that contains one or more of the following: Kerosene, Propylene Glycol, Artificial Sweeteners, Sulfuric Acid, Rum, Acetone, Battery Acid, red dye#2, Scumm, Axle grease and/or pepperoni".

I'd prefer GOG lager:)

*Scans the horizon for a Blue GoGnard*

GOG can't do that, if only because they're still pretending it's pronounced "gee-oh-gee".