Vote JoeSapphire for being a fakey cake maker. I ain't got time for you!

Really? Why? Please elaborate, kind sir.

Funny you should mention Vitek. I tend to like his play-style...

My subjects do not vote hop.

They vote with the random grace of the butterfly or desert hare or some kind of schizo...

4 different people in 2 days? Looks like someone is trying to get a bandwagon going.

Already claiming? For shame!

That is your reasoning? That I am trying to form bandwagons by voting for people in rapid succession without giving most folks enough time to even vote along with me? I gotta admit, I didn't see that argument coming; good job, I am usually pretty good at predicting objections to my actions. ;)

Always happy to oblige.

I don't like happiness in my kingdom!!!

You are a really shitty ruler when you don't get enough booze for lunch. You know that?

He's also a really shitty ruler when we don't get enough booze for lunch. What kind of ruler lets his subjects suffer in sobriety?

It's times like these where I'm so glad I don't have empathy.

Maor wine!!!!!!!!!

There was a sharp screeching noise, causing several of the players and audience members to clutch at their ears.

"Sorry about that," Crispin said. "I'm still getting used to this intercom thing."

The voice was coming from the direction of the computer monitor.

"I am Max, super computer, and I hear and see all. I know who these people have voted for."

Behind the sheet sat C. S. P. V. Goude, quickly tallying up his numbers. He cleared his throat and proceeded.

"JoeSapphire, 2 votes - SirPrimalform, Twilightbard

SirPrimalform, 2 votes - DarkoD13, cmdr_flashheart

cmdr_flashheart, 1 vote 01kipper

DarkoD13, 1 vote - amok

Ixamyakxim, 1 vote - Krypsn

nmillar, 1 vote - Ixamyakxim

JMich, 1 vote - nmillar

flubbucket, 1 vote - Robbeasy.

"Eight votes is the majority needed to kill one of your fellows, and both SirPrimalform and JoeSapphire are closest to this majority, needing only six more votes to be offed."

There was applause from the crowd. The play continued.

Out of character: This is the first vote count I have ever done. If I have missed someone's vote, have done the vote count in a manner which people find confusing or uninformative, or have messed up in some other (hopefully spectacular) way, please inform me and I shall attempt to correct my errors.

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Thank you, I feel much better now :)!

Holy Deus Max, what was that godawful supercomputing screech?

Oh also Unvote NMillar

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