hmmm after thinking about it for a while, if you thought Roman5's review was a total joke, you should see some others I've found, particularly the ones in the attached screenshot. I mean, at least Roman5 was talking about the game he was reviewing, right? :P

(these are from the Heroes of Might and Magic 3 reviews page BTW)

Where can I post my Roman5 review? I want my money back!

Hey, Roman5, have you considered using, say, a puppet or a potted plant to vent your angst? Seriously, they would be glad to listen to you all day long.

Now grow some fucking balls and meet a psychatrist. You need it.

I can see why a review like this might be taken down. Such an in-depth, detailed, and critical analysis is likely far too complicated for the masses and would just lead to confusion.