I've been working on a particularly fascinating yet demanding LP and pretty quickly discovered that girl voices... are not my forte, to put it mildly. Voice acting is HARD. Doing so in a foreign language is insanely difficult. Trying to emulate the opposite sex is nigh impossible. Doing BOTH at once... You get the point.

As such, I need 4 voices: 3 teenage girls and a single mature woman. They don't actually have too many lines (because they basically get introduced and later die in gruesome ways, with no chit-chat in-between): the girls have 3, 6, 6 and the woman gets a whopping 11 "things to say", each ranging from a single word to 2-3 short sentences.

A single crafty female with a decent enough mike could probably handle all of that with a little bit of imagination and an ounce of effort, though I'll welcome all the help I can get.
Note - this is an amateur YouTube project, not a job offer, so all you can gain is my gratitude, personal satisfaction, a big thanks in the credits and glory eternal on YT ;P.

Why am I asking here, exactly ? Well, I'm looking for someone who butchers English less than I do and I lack both the connections and subscribers to reach out to LPettes I know of ;P.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp1BYzIVi0U :P

That's exactly the "nigh". I wouldn't say no to a guy who could pull it off, but there's hardly a chance I'll find one, isn't there ;P ?

If this isn't urgent, I can procure a few voices in about a week's time, if you don't have them by that time. Sounds interesting :P

Sounds about right, I can mimic just about any voice I hear, but I've yet to manage a female voice that sounded even halfway decent.