Yep.

In the german version of Gothic 3: "Bleib stehen Morra!" always cracks me up so damn hard.

But my favorite all time quote is "Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.", it's just legendary.

Yes, I always remember it when I see a game costing more than 20$ here in gog :D


Unnamed secret agent in "Bad Dudes Vs. DragonNinja": "The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?"

Narrator in "Zork": "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."

I actually can't think of many, but for some reason "This is love. Love hurts." from Max Payne 2 always sticks with me as a really awesome line.

balls of steel

omega has just one rule: dont fuck with aria

"My Lord, only part of your emissary has returned from the Takeda clan. They have sent back his head along with their discourteous rejection of your offer!"

Shogun Total War, unfortunately you did not have the same option.

"A little dwarf just walked around a corner, saw you, threw a little axe at you which missed, cursed, and ran away."

- Colossal Cave AKA Adventure!

I don't know why, but seeing this pop up when you walked from room to room just struck me as hilarious.

So far for me, the Witcher games had the best, most authentic/original/fresh and awesome quotes. Especially 1. Especially the conversation about politics, Geralt has with the princess... "Politics, sex. Sex, politics. They both come down to the same thing; fucking others!"

Or uncle Rammsmeat on how "Image is everything, right?" and "old whores have wings".

And Thaller doesn't even fall halfway behind!

Heavy, from Team Fortress 2. (actually from the Meet the Heavy video)
"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe… maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."

I'm going to have to go back to the 8bit, C64 days when speech in games was incredibly rare and special and go with:

"Another visitor, Stay a while... Stay FOREVER"
Emlyn Atombender - Impossible Mission

"Please don't go. The drones need you, they look up to you."

Alpha Centauri

Few quotes from Metal Gear Solid:

Psycho Mantis: From the moment we're thrown into this world, we're fated to bring each other nothing but pain and misery.


Solid Snake: There are no heroes in war. The only heroes I know are either dead or in prison. One or the other.

Meryl Silverburgh: But Snake, you're a hero, aren't you?

Solid Snake: I'm just a man who's good at what he does: Killing.

What about
"God was a dream of good government."
Morpheus - Deus Ex

Dust: An Elysian Tail. Tombstone epitaph: Dust to dust.