What toppings are we talking about here?

Damn this thread went srsly offtopic. :\

Oh well.....*dances nude to ra the sun god*

In my house he has a bowl full of jelly made from HUMAN BONE!!!! That's what I tell my six-year old niece anyway. That and I try to break down the barriers between realities every Christmas in an attempt to summon Cthulhu's evil twin, Bob.

I can't help but think of the start of Hogfather "It was some time after its creation when most people forgot that the very oldest stories of the beginning are sooner or later about blood"


Well if I'm making it I can put on any topping you might imagine. If you want chocolate coated octopus with crumbled cinderblock on a ploystyrene cement base I could make it. I can't promise it'd be edible or indeed that we'd not die from the fumes in the case of that example but damnit I could MAKE it.

Now that sounds like a challenge! Make your pizza, I shall survive it!

He also changed colour - he used to be the Green man.

Everyone should be celebrating Hogswatch!

Considering how much snow I had to dig out of my driveway today, a haunch of venison would have been welcome...

Well, I had sausages and black pudding this evening, and I didn't even clear any snow!

I felt like I was truly getting into the Hogswatch spirit.

Thankfully the trains (and metro) are still running up in Newcastle, so I can get to work okay.

Last time I saw this much snow I was in the far north of Scotland.

And yet still the Geordie lassies are wandering around half dressed...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3250135/Geordie-girls-and-shoppers-defy-the-cold-snap.html