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wpegg: I like the way you're thinking. Now we need to ingrain it into culture. No longer was a man found to be in congress with a lady, she was baked off by that lady!
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Dalswyn: Don't you know what a lady is? ;)
Good point, A true lady would never bake off a man.
Actually, tweeting Frankie Boyle with the allegation that Cliff Richard and Jimmy Saville both got baked off live during a radio one show back in the day will guarantee success!
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Sachys: Actually, tweeting Frankie Boyle with the allegation that Cliff Richard and Jimmy Saville both got baked off live during a radio one show back in the day will guarantee success!
I like the sentiment, but possibly not the content. The mission must by subtle. We must inform celebs that others were baked off, without causing controversry. Maybe a subtle leak to mr boyle once the baking off story is established.
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Sachys: Actually, tweeting Frankie Boyle with the allegation that Cliff Richard and Jimmy Saville both got baked off live during a radio one show back in the day will guarantee success!
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wpegg: I like the sentiment, but possibly not the content. The mission must by subtle. We must inform celebs that others were baked off, without causing controversry. Maybe a subtle leak to mr boyle once the baking off story is established.
You could always leave out Cliff.
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Dalswyn: Don't you know what a lady is? ;)
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wpegg: Good point, A true lady would never bake off a man.
Personally, I think hlǣfdige sounds classier.

[url=http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/david-cameron-def ends-pasty-tax-7594496.html]It's really too bad this is two-year old material...[/url] David Cameron is the next John Profumo.

"But Mr Cameron was quick to declare himself a keen pasty-eater, telling reporters he recently bought a large one from the West Cornwall Pasty Company's outlet at Leeds station, adding: "And very good it was too." "
EDIT: nvm
Post edited August 18, 2014 by chevkoch

"But I would be pretty sure that I would already be paying VAT because it was hot takeaway food."
Wait, what? Prostitutes visit 10 Downing Street?

This is it! The Pastygate! Careful, this article is rife with NSFW pictures of politicians being baked-off.
Start creating your entry there
And then ask Barry to gather voters ;)
Post edited August 17, 2014 by Potzato
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wpegg: Afternoon chaps,

This is off-topic, and I apologise to those that wish this forum was General Discusion - Games.

As part of my standard sunday wierdness, I'd like to discuss my forthcoming campaign to corrupt a popular phrase. There is a BBC program called the Great British Bake Off. It is for some reason popular. I wish now to define a Bake Off

To Bake Off: To perform a sexual act on a man of such depravity it is only ever administered by a professional.

I would like you to help me to suggest how I can go about getting this term into modern parlance. My thoughts included writing faux articles about MPs being "baked off" by prostitutes, perhaps twitter bombing known celebs about allegations of a "baking off" being recorded on camera. Ideally the actual act would never be defined.

Maybe it's just me, but I hate cookery programs, and this amuses me. Anyway, any suggestions on how I can work this campaign would be appreciated.
I'd look into libel laws in the UK before considering such a hobby. The UK has some particularly fucked up laws in that regard.