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Posted January 17, 2011
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FlintlockJazz: I'm not an Ophiuchus, I'm a cunt.

That is all.
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Virama: All praise the Lord of Cunt!

Hmmm I quite like that. I shall change beliefs immediately!
Just don't expect your prayers to be answered often, he's a bit of a cunt when it comes to that.
Posted January 17, 2011
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Virama: All praise the Lord of Cunt!

Hmmm I quite like that. I shall change beliefs immediately!
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FlintlockJazz: Just don't expect your prayers to be answered often, he's a bit of a cunt when it comes to that.
I'm not one of those people who pray and then get angry when he doesn't pay attention while they've been sitting there waiting for some miracle to happen. At least I have the sense to give him a quick "Fuck you man, gimme this" prayer then go and DO IT.

And if I fail, I blame myself.

If I win, I congratulate myself.

Simple, no?
Posted January 17, 2011
Apparently this is all bullcrap, even by astrology standards. The Zodiac is merely named for what stars were in each sign originally. Just because those stars are no longer where they were doesn't change anything.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zodiac#Zodiacal_constellations
Post edited January 17, 2011 by cheeseslice73
Posted January 17, 2011
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FlintlockJazz: Just don't expect your prayers to be answered often, he's a bit of a cunt when it comes to that.
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Virama: I'm not one of those people who pray and then get angry when he doesn't pay attention while they've been sitting there waiting for some miracle to happen. At least I have the sense to give him a quick "Fuck you man, gimme this" prayer then go and DO IT.

And if I fail, I blame myself.

If I win, I congratulate myself.

Simple, no?
You blame yourself for your own failures? In that case you can blame yourself for failing at being a cunt, as no self-respecting cunt would accept blame when he can pin it on another! And then 'congratulate themselves' on evading blame!
Posted January 17, 2011
I am born under the sign of the FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) and will ever be :)

Oh, forgot to add: Arrrr
Post edited January 17, 2011 by Ubivis
Posted January 17, 2011
Oh what dastardly event has befallen me, I am an Aries! Has my life until this point then been a lie? I have been living as Taurus until now. I am but an awful cheat, a swindler; I have deceived my family, friends and most of all myself. It is a woeful day; I will have to live with the guilt for the rest of my life.

Woe is me. Now off I go to reveal my awful deception to the people I love.
Posted January 17, 2011
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Ash360: Oh what dastardly event has befallen me, I am an Aries! Has my life until this point then been a lie? I have been living as Taurus until now. I am but an awful cheat, a swindler; I have deceived my family, friends and most of all myself. It is a woeful day; I will have to live with the guilt for the rest of my life.

Woe is me. Now off I go to reveal my awful deception to the people I love.
Please report to the nearest Astrological Reeducation and Realignment Facility at your soonest opportunity.
Posted January 17, 2011
Just more proof..though more proof was not needed..that Astrology is a bunch of Bullshit.
Posted January 17, 2011
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Virama: The truly fascinating thing about all this is once I put up that link debunking the whole astrology crap, I got a lot of angry people....

It's almost as bad as religion.
I've always been told that ignorance is bliss... but the way dumb people get angry whenever their dumb beliefs are crushed by logic, I have to assume that dumb is actually a very painful state to exist in.
Posted January 17, 2011
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HoneyBakedHam: I've always been told that ignorance is bliss... but the way dumb people get angry whenever their dumb beliefs are crushed by logic, I have to assume that dumb is actually a very painful state to exist in.
The quote does need an update, perhaps to "Unchallenged ignorance is bliss" or to "Imbecilic peer reenforced ignorance is bliss"
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