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This made my entire weekend.
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/aol-search-log.php?page=1
I sure as hell hope that 1879967 is no neighbour of mine. Just think of the smell.
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bansama: I sure as hell hope that 1879967 is no neighbour of mine. Just think of the smell.

7655496 might smell worse
Good point. But I don't think they're using it as aftershave.
Gotta feel sorry for 711391 though.
Anyone wanna place bets on how long it takes before 2281868 kills someone?
Post edited November 14, 2009 by Navagon
That was brilliant, funny and disturbing all at the same time.
I read this article on the Consumerist where they said that one of the weirder users' log would be turned into an off-Broadway musical.
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michaelleung: I read this article on the Consumerist where they said that one of the weirder users' log would be turned into an off-Broadway musical.

You have a link to either the article or log?
There's some realllly sick puppies out there....and some MAY be your neighbours!!
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michaelleung: I read this article on the Consumerist where they said that one of the weirder users' log would be turned into an off-Broadway musical.
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Miaghstir: You have a link to either the article or log?

I think it's this.
Help, I have to MANUALLY EXTRACT MY FECES.
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phanboy4: Help, I have to MANUALLY EXTRACT MY FECES.

3048194, is that you!? ¬_¬
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phanboy4: Help, I have to MANUALLY EXTRACT MY FECES.

Nothing a little bit of MiraLax won't fix.
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Navagon: Anyone wanna place bets on how long it takes before 2281868 kills someone?

Nah, I'm a little more worried about this character.
Post edited November 15, 2009 by michaelleung
My first thought was" "People still use AOL to search for stuff?" Then I glanced at the date (August 2006) and realized AOL wasn't in complete obscurity yet.
As for the longs themselves...this is why I don't want anyone (business or government) keeping search logs around. I don't want the whole world to know about my research for an embarrassing medical condition (temporary or permanent) that I might have. That being said, some of those people need serious help...like psychiatric help; especially user 927 (I hope I never meet him).
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JadeUzuki: That being said, some of those people need serious help...like psychiatric help; especially user 927 (I hope I never meet him).

Hehe, now imagine him reading that article. Those searches (or rather, the combination of them) are so unique, I'm pretty sure he'll recognize them. How embarassing must that be? :-D