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This just reminded me of translation party. Basically it translates things back and forth between English and Japanese :D

I put in the blurb from Quantum Conundrum:
When you, as a young boy, are dropped off to visit your uncle, you notice something’s wrong. First, he’s not there to greet you. Second, there’s the explosion that happened right as you arrived. And third, the house seems to be even weirder than you remembered it.
and it ended up as this:
Check the wrong, or something. First off, he is your salute. Remember, apparently arrive weirder explosive third second homes.
This surely is not made by Google Translate, but just by someone who is still learning English.
How about a fly ?:)