Tried buying Deponia and Blocks that Matter at the same time, in one transaction, but both the German and Insomnia sales go to checkout right away, so you'd have to do two transactions. This sucks.

Try going to their respective game pages and adding them to the cart. Then have them both in the cart and go to checkout, rather than checking out through the promo pages.

There's lot of things you can't do at the same time. You also can't sneeze with your eyes open. If you could, you'd blow your eyes out and they'd go flying across the room. You don't want that sort of thing happening to your sale, do you?

Such a tragic loss...

Just sometimes you're not meant to get two at once.

What if you hold your eye-lids with your hands ?

That actually works. I wonder why they complicate things so much. Or with a Nazi doctor.

False. It is possible to do so. Also false. Your eyes are secure in their sockets.

I suppose you could try it. I wouldn't dare those dark waters, though. You might try one, see how it goes. If it goes ill, at least you'd only be blind in one eye and could actually walk around with a cool eye patch. And if anyone asked you why you dressed like a pirate, you could tell them that some guy on the internet had challenged you to try sneezing with one eye open. Then they'd feel bad for you and offer you a treasure map for a very low price. Not everyone. Some suffer from optical insecurity.