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Emob78: Few years ago someone in my family got me Sims 3 on DVD. When I went to install it the Origin service exe loaded up. Took out the disc but felt too bad to give it back. Still have it in my collection. Never installed.
Rough, but some might say you dodged a bullet. The game's optimized about as well as a spilled can of beans.
Dance Dance Revolution (2013) for Xbox 360. I collect and play rhythm games so this seemed like a nice birthday gift for me. I was happy to get it but as soon as I put it in I felt a brand new emotion of perfectly harmonized sadness and anger. I was sangry.

There was almost zero quality control with glitches and typos everywhere.
The backgrounds were especially hideous blurry neon that made me miss the wonky rave gifs.
Turning them off results in a blank black screen background.
Every time you hit an arrow rainbow glitter flies in your face. Black screen makes it BRIGHTER!
Combos make the screen so cluttered with fireworks and effects so you can't see the arrows.
It's worse if the background isn't black: all that crap is on top of blurry neon.
Rainbow arrows with no options for flat colors. I never liked rainbow arrows.
The song list was mostly crap: country, pop, emo.... Not exactly danceable.
Having ONE good song I always thought should be in DDR only made me sadder: Missing by Everything but the Girl.
Said one good song was painfully easy even on "hard".
Timing was super lax to hit and super tight for perfects. WTF.
Announcer was boring and never shuts up. At least he wasn't DDR X's weeaboo announcer...
Songs that are in most other DDR games were sold as DLC. These songs were made by Konami, not licensed!

It was one of the worst dance games I have played and I have played some stinkers.
I kept it just to show people how bad dance games can be.
Post edited December 24, 2018 by kitsuneae
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tinyE: $20 Steam Gift Card
Now I see why many GOG users ignore my trade offers in the trading thread.
Grimoire : Heralds of the Winged Exemplar (V2) :p
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Master911: Xena Warrior Princess N64, such a terrible game for a decent show - return to store for refund
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Darvond: Is this the platformer, or the hilariously bad fighting game where you could have Joxermania?
1999 fighting video game, No idea what joxermania is, i only played it for 5-10 minutes and that was 20 years, though i also found out it was preordered
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Master911: 1999 fighting video game, No idea what joxermania is, i only played it for 5-10 minutes and that was 20 years, though i also found out it was preordered
Ah, Joxermania is simple. Take 4 Joxers, put them in an arena of your choice, and let the game run. When it freezes, that is the time Joxermania is over. (Joxer is a fighter in the game.)