It is with a heavy heart that I have to convey this. I went to the doctor for a normal yearly checkup yesterday and I received some pretty grave news. Found out that I have 40 years left at best... After hearing this devastating news all I could think is that...

You guys should just go ahead and let me start playing Witcher 3 now while I still have time.

And if you need something to ease your conscience here is something to 'grease' the gears as it were (slips you a fiver)

Buy the Mrs. something nice

Oh that was cute. :P

But the downgrade might finish you ! How dare you take such risks ?! Don't you think about your wife and the last moments to share with her ?!

I know you are disturbed but still, don't ever say that again !

:(

Now I on the other hand, am a healthy, sane and trained person that can test this game and see if it isn't dangerous to the safety of others :)