Posted July 20, 2020
A: Technical incompetence; the people who couldn't figure how to open an executable even if it was double clicked for them.
B: Elitist Snobbery; unfairly comparing games to impossible standards or insane ideals.
C: Tumblr incarnate, "The game is too political/not political enough/is political! Ragh!"
D: The Anti-Anime; where if there's even a hint of Japanese, they won't be having any of it.
E: Karen; complaining about content/genres they wouldn't be purchasing in the first place.
F: Obsolete data/outdated review; when time and patches march onward. (This is more the fault of GOG than the user.)
G: Don't buy THIS version; sniffling about features nearly impossible to replicate/revive.
H: Stop selling abandonware; people who don't understand that isn't a legal concept.
I: The slovenly rose tinted nostalgia goggles; unable to see the flaws in a 25 year old game they haven't played in 25 years.
J: The graphics snob; who demands that every game be a graphical showcase of 3D rendering, keep those ghastly pixels away.
K: I own a Mac; ergo gaming on this platform is a nightmare.
L: OH NOES EULA; a practically worthless document that isn't feasibly enforceable in most circumstances and is downright invalid in many countries!
Maybe you have some other circumstance of an annoying reviewer. I eagerly await your thoughts.
B: Elitist Snobbery; unfairly comparing games to impossible standards or insane ideals.
C: Tumblr incarnate, "The game is too political/not political enough/is political! Ragh!"
D: The Anti-Anime; where if there's even a hint of Japanese, they won't be having any of it.
E: Karen; complaining about content/genres they wouldn't be purchasing in the first place.
F: Obsolete data/outdated review; when time and patches march onward. (This is more the fault of GOG than the user.)
G: Don't buy THIS version; sniffling about features nearly impossible to replicate/revive.
H: Stop selling abandonware; people who don't understand that isn't a legal concept.
I: The slovenly rose tinted nostalgia goggles; unable to see the flaws in a 25 year old game they haven't played in 25 years.
J: The graphics snob; who demands that every game be a graphical showcase of 3D rendering, keep those ghastly pixels away.
K: I own a Mac; ergo gaming on this platform is a nightmare.
L: OH NOES EULA; a practically worthless document that isn't feasibly enforceable in most circumstances and is downright invalid in many countries!
Maybe you have some other circumstance of an annoying reviewer. I eagerly await your thoughts.
Post edited July 20, 2020 by Darvond