So it begins, the beginning of the end...

I think I broke a few fingers these last two hours. Didn't help though.

Something big I hope but I doubt it's Return to Monkey Island.

The midweek sale would infringe on the frontandcenterness of the Devolver sale, so that's why there isn't a midweek sale.

If this deep bow is not for R2MI, it would be a real waste of a perfectly good midweek sale.

Most of the release week has passed already though. :\

Stick to the format people! :P

But does this week have an end ?

My preparations have been for nought! Argh! :/

Hmmmmmm whatever you have planned, my wallet is ready. Isn't the cake a lie as well?

*shows up and breaks the hopes and dreams of everyone in the thread*
*also starts throwing paint cans and day old potato chips around*


HAHA

The cake is shown at the end and is just a black forest gateau: https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0a/Portal_Cake.png

"Anyway this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist"

There's a bunch of videos on youtube of people recreating GlaDOS's cake recipe but leaving out all the weird stuff, such as the fish-shaped dirt. The cake isn't a lie.