1) Would you
Be really hairy all over your body and not be able to shave
OR
not have one hair anywhere?

2) Would you
Have your thoughts broadcasted so that everyone will always know what you are thinking while you are thinking
OR
Never be allowed to wear clothes but keep your thoughts to yourself?

3) Would you
Get a dream vacation for 2 weeks alone
OR
Spend 2 weeks with any person you choose but not leave your hometown?

4) Would you
Choose to have one wish granted now
OR
Choose to have 3 wishes granted in 10 years?

5) Would you
Lick a smelly man’s armpit
OR
Chew on his rotten toe nail?

6) Would you
Have sex with a goat, but no one would know
OR
Not have sex with one, but everyone would think you did?

7) Would you
Be forced to always have to say everything on your mind
OR
Never be able to speak again?

8) Would you
Choose to be invisible at will
OR
Choose to be able to fly?

9) Would you
Speak every language in the world fluently
OR
Be able to communicate with animals?

10) Would you
Accidentally walk in on your parents having sex
OR
Have your parents accidentally walk in on you having sex?

Okay you just joined. I don't want to speak for the rest of the forum but this isn't a good start.

load of stupid questions
but i kinda want to see tinyP awnser them
he is good at stupid

1) No
2) No
3) Yes
4) Yes
5) No
6) No
7) No
8) Yes
9) Yes
10) No

Lick a smelly man’s armpit or chew on his rotten toe nail

really?
I would answer the rest but now...

1 B. for Bald
2 A. Ah don't care what anybody thinks Im thinking.
3 A. A Holiday in any form is good to me.
4 A. A wish now for three more wishes.
5 A. A smelly armpit needs to be cleaned anyway.
6.A. Assuming its a female goat called Baabaara
7 A. Always tend to say whats on my mind anyway.
8 B. Be like a Bee, cheap holidays for me!
9 B. Be rapping wit da furries.
10 A. Accident is my middle name.

Yes I am that BORED.

1) Not have a single hair anywhere. Most of my GFs of the past or typical flings for one night, always nagged at me and demanded to remove hair, even from where the sun does not shine; especially there, rather... So, even if i am not very hairy, i hate the damn thing...

2) Never be allowed to wear clothes, my body is athletic already after months of training. I might attract even more lasses, which i already do. Thoughts? The only place i don't want anyone coming inside, is my head, obviously.

3) Damn, have a proper vacation with a good and honest girl and NEVER leave my hometown! No relationship of mine lasted longer than one month maximum and i never went on vacation with even one person...

4) One wish granted right now. Because i can wish something along the lines to be granted X number of wishes and proceed to name them, or wish for infinite wishes to be granted.

5) Eww... Why would i do that? Even if that was of a woman, i wouldn't do either, even at gunpoint... Damn, what weird fetishes...

6) No, of course not. Who would touch a goat? Let anyone think whatever sh*t he can imagine, i don't care. Are you serious? What business of mine is what others think? As if i can be judged by them.

7) Never be able to speak again. Speech is overrated. Many people try hard to twist your words and accuse you of made up w*nk even if you are sincere and kind towards them, others try to record part of them to accuse you of something literally etc. Worst of all, trading words does not make you friends with someone, unfortunately, alas. Doesn't guarantee desired results, either. Usually, words have the completely opposite effect on someone, from the one you really wished for and this is tragic. And speech is useless for understanding someone, his intentions towards you or his real viewpoint on you; you are better off analyzing his eyes and how they gaze you, his body language and face expressions, you can even predict words by reading lips movement. Words? What good are they, anyway? They are the tool of deception, manipulation, subterfuge, lies and politics; plagues, the lot of them, grrr...

8) Invisible at will. I hate flying, plus there is "traffic" up there, accidents and hijackers/terrorists...

9) Be able to communicate with animals. Choosing the lesser evil, as always. Everyone knows the worst animal on this planet, is man.

10) Walking on me having sex with a cute girl. Knowing that someone watches me, even if accidentally, always turns me on more.

Yay,Bradley:)

I'm bored so I'll answer them.

1. No hair would be pretty hot to me, then I don't have to spend so much time shaving and thinking about getting laser surgery. I could just wear wigs.

2. Not wear clothes. I'll just do body paint and work in a farm or something.

3. Spend 2 weeks with person of my choosing obviously, are you kidding me.

4. 3 wishes in 10 years.

5. Lick armpit, not a problem with me as long as he's attractive.

6. Either one works, I don't care who/what people think I had sex with (as long as it's not a sex offense).

7. Say everything on mind, I could use some therapy.

8. Fly, always been my dream. Being invisible at will would just make me become unethical and naughty (mostly naughty).

9. Communicate with animals. I hate people.

10. What do you mean? I purposely walk in on other people anyway.

check the OP date

Well it's alive again and it helped me waste my time.