So I've read a bit about the contest for the Cyberpunk 2080ti, and I contributed one entry. I noticed another thread has come along criticizing the winner's sentence and saw many were wondering if their entry was any good. So I figured why don't we all get together and rate each others entries and pick a winner ourselves? Of course, the actual winner is excluded.

Here is my entry:

A Neuromantic Fever Dream of the Transhuman Soul.

Here's mine:

"Hi, I want to enter! Did I win?"

Isn't this already what's going on in the "fixed?" thread?

I realize it may be difficult to parse, what with people in the thread saying how they would have run the contest and calling GOG out on mismanagement and false representation of rules and passive aggressively deriding the actual chosen winner's submission but I did manage to spot some users wanting to collect submissions of those otherwise disgruntled by the outcome of the actual thread to be judged by their peers and not the GOG cabal and the envoy of "bootlickers".

I had

me, me, me, me, me, me,
piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

yours is indefinitely better KC merc

Mine was something in line with:

"The only thing I know about is dong."

That I didn't win is the ultimate proof of a rigged contest. It will probably be used on the store page either way.