But do they carry the whole movie?

Not really, but they are good reasons ;)

Fair enough :)

Seriously, can't HollyDolly come up with something better than soldiers against "something" (again) while spewing out lame one-liners?

Paul Anderson directed Event Horizon and Mortal Kombat (both which basically are cult-movies) and Alien vs. Predator.

I don't know... the movies he's made are kind of hit and miss (those three are the best ones), but at the same time the trailer makes it look like crap. I love Milla but it really doesn't look good, and like Transformers, it may only be palatable if one turn the brain off. :D

I can only think of one thing, but it depends whether or not one likes cosplay or not... ;)

EDIT: I think that the last one came out as worse than I had originally thought... again.