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Riotact: Actually that was funny! +1 :)
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Elmofongo: This is one is a bit NS4W but holy shit is it funny :D

http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/411388-hentai-quotes
Ooooo Matron!

:)
I'm almost in my 30s now and just thinking about the past and how I was raised in a single parent home (mom) while this situation happened. So about a week ago I get home after a long day at work and like everyone I start taking off my clothes. So all of a sudden I get an urge to go poopy while playing Boom Beach on my phone. So I'm on my phone, looking down at the screen while making a bee line to the bathroom. I start to squat/sit down on the seat when all of a sudden I feel the seat not there, still not realizing whats about to happen because I'm still looking at the phone screen I completely fall through and get stuck in the toilet for about 4 minutes while thinking about how much my mother use to emphasize the importance of putting the seat down.
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Emachine9643: I'm almost in my 30s now and just thinking about the past and how I was raised in a single parent home (mom) while this situation happened. So about a week ago I get home after a long day at work and like everyone I start taking off my clothes. So all of a sudden I get an urge to go poopy while playing Boom Beach on my phone. So I'm on my phone, looking down at the screen while making a bee line to the bathroom. I start to squat/sit down on the seat when all of a sudden I feel the seat not there, still not realizing whats about to happen because I'm still looking at the phone screen I completely fall through and get stuck in the toilet for about 4 minutes while thinking about how much my mother use to emphasize the importance of putting the seat down.
now i know where south park got their story for that episode
I'm headed home from work and I stop at the local gas station for an Arizona Ice Tea and I buy the thing and pop it open and take a few sips. So I get home and place the can on the ground next to my bed then surf the net for an hour or two before I pass out.... Wake up, take a few swigs and proceed to swoosh it in my mouth because I'm 5 years old. Then I feel something strange... foreign.... hard... moving in my mouth! I spit it out all over myself and to my horror its a carpenter ant! Still alive gasping for air so I flicked it across the room and finish my drink.
Got a good chuckle out of that vid, OP.....kudos :)
(also got a few chuckles from some of the other posts as well)
Post edited December 09, 2023 by GamezRanker
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GamezRanker: I'm a silly bastard.
Stop necroing all these old threads for no point at all. That ain't funny!

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P-E-S: Stop necroing all these old threads for no point at all. That ain't funny!
"Papa?" *has yet another flashback*
Post edited December 09, 2023 by GamezRanker