Posted September 12, 2018
Doc is back to school, thanks for the giveaway :)
NevarRed is a chaotic reptile alien with the head of a monkey and the body and tail of a lizard. His four legs are so strong that he can perform any yoga stance on any leg. He only craves one thing, coffee. And he wants it all just for himself. Because of his obsession for coffee, he has stolen every coffee plant, every coffee bean and every sample of coffee dna from the Earth. He keeps everything on his private nanoplanet which is black as coffee and no radar can locate. He often uploads selfies and videos showing him enjoying coffee and he gets billions of dislikes. Humans hate him and have immense trouble living without coffee for the last 2 years. They tried to substitute coffee with tea but it just didn't work. Everyone is tired and no one works but luckily Tesla's giant batteries provide enough energy for the world to produce food and other resources. The United Nations and NASA sent their best terminators after neverRed but to no avail. Whenever they encountered him on another planet, he changed his appearance and disappeared. Humanity's last hope was this new and exciting superhero. He emerged unscathed from Mauna Loa, the largest active volcano on Earth. His magical orange hair is rumored to control the element of fire in the whole universe. His mount, the American eagle, is faster than the Millennium Falcon. NevarRed, the coffee stealer, never stood a chance. The Donald destroyed him with just one tweet and recovered coffee. The Donald became a legend and statues of him were built in every coffee plantation.
In for
39. Fallout: New Vegas Ultimate Edition
38. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion - Game of the Year Edition Deluxe, The
15. Tyranny - Commander Edition
NevarRed is a chaotic reptile alien with the head of a monkey and the body and tail of a lizard. His four legs are so strong that he can perform any yoga stance on any leg. He only craves one thing, coffee. And he wants it all just for himself. Because of his obsession for coffee, he has stolen every coffee plant, every coffee bean and every sample of coffee dna from the Earth. He keeps everything on his private nanoplanet which is black as coffee and no radar can locate. He often uploads selfies and videos showing him enjoying coffee and he gets billions of dislikes. Humans hate him and have immense trouble living without coffee for the last 2 years. They tried to substitute coffee with tea but it just didn't work. Everyone is tired and no one works but luckily Tesla's giant batteries provide enough energy for the world to produce food and other resources. The United Nations and NASA sent their best terminators after neverRed but to no avail. Whenever they encountered him on another planet, he changed his appearance and disappeared. Humanity's last hope was this new and exciting superhero. He emerged unscathed from Mauna Loa, the largest active volcano on Earth. His magical orange hair is rumored to control the element of fire in the whole universe. His mount, the American eagle, is faster than the Millennium Falcon. NevarRed, the coffee stealer, never stood a chance. The Donald destroyed him with just one tweet and recovered coffee. The Donald became a legend and statues of him were built in every coffee plantation.
In for
39. Fallout: New Vegas Ultimate Edition
38. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion - Game of the Year Edition Deluxe, The
15. Tyranny - Commander Edition