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Posted May 22, 2014
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LoboBlanco: *Looks over the shoulder and asks a glass of cow milk with chocolate powder*
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Sachys: what did you ask it?
Err.....umm.... ; ) *mumbles*

I asked it if the bartender could hand it over to me because I didn´t feel like using a 4 :P
Posted May 22, 2014
A screwdriver walks into the bar. The bartender says, "Hey! We got a drink named after you!"

The screwdriver responds, "You have a drink named Bob?"

"Actually, yes. Though I meant we have a drink called 'screwdriver,'"

"Oh," says the screwdriver.

Or something like that. Bah! I have such bad timing with these jokes!
Posted May 22, 2014
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Tallima:
Still funnier than Michael McIntyre!
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Posted May 22, 2014
Oh, telling bad jokes now?

A man walks into a bar, places a tiny piano on the counter and then lifts a small man out of his breast pocket then sits him on the piano's bench. The tiny man starts playing.
Another customer walks up and inquires about the miniature man and piano, to which the first man sighs and says "Well, I found this magic wishing ring. You want it? I've been trying to get rid of the wretched thing."
The second customer says "Of course I want it damnit!" and his eyes go large as he takes the ring and promptly wishes for a million bucks. Suddenly, the bar is overcome by a cacophony of quacking and wings flapping from outside. The entire bar empties and outside the pub is an uncountable number of ducks, everywhere!
The new owner of the ring turns to the original and says "Hey, what the hell's the deal?" The first guy replies "Gees, did you really think my wish was for a twelve inch pianist?"
Posted May 22, 2014
I'll have a beer thanks..

*sits and relaxes*

So what are you up to people?

The place looks nice, but the dry poo sculptures in every corner are a little weird.
Posted May 23, 2014
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Crsldmc: I'll have a beer thanks..

*sits and relaxes*

So what are you up to people?

The place looks nice, but the dry poo sculptures in every corner are a little weird.
LMAO!
Posted May 23, 2014
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Sachys: Welcome to the new "Bar" of GOG - made to fill the gap left by the Ninja Thread and the better days we had there - the place for general chat, tomfoolery, and maybe some poo flinging.

There are a few simple ground rules to lay down before the Bar opens:

*NO giveaways / code drops - goes against the terms of the licence.
*NO slap 'n' tickle o' the wenches.
*If anybody starts causing trouble - they get SAUSAGED!

Understand?

Good!

First round is on me!

*flings poo!
No tickling wenches, but what if a wench tickles ME?!? Is that permitted? ;)
Posted May 23, 2014
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aJillSandwich: No tickling wenches, but what if a wench tickles ME?!? Is that permitted? ;)
Depends on whether or not the wench has a valid form 57b with the stamp from the tickling department. And those are hard to come by.
Posted May 23, 2014
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aJillSandwich: No tickling wenches, but what if a wench tickles ME?!? Is that permitted? ;)
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P1na: Depends on whether or not the wench has a valid form 57b with the stamp from the tickling department. And those are hard to come by.
I see! Thanks for the info! I will have to remember to ask them...
Posted May 23, 2014
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Sachys: We are not men - we are hermits!
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Pseudoman: WE MUST REPEAT!
D E V O
Posted May 23, 2014
I can't get the beer song from The Bard's Tale out of my head...
Posted May 23, 2014
charlie mops invented hops and i am still awake



beer beer beer tiddly tiddly beer
Posted May 23, 2014
Am...am I allowed to give away codes for Beneath a Steel Sky??
Posted May 23, 2014
rule#4 only teenagent codes
Posted May 23, 2014
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Austrobogulator: Am...am I allowed to give away codes for Beneath a Steel Sky??
There's a rumor .... a troll roams in the cave ,, watch out ! o_O
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