Posted May 06, 2016
CymTyr
Golden Oldies Club
Registered: Oct 2008
From United States
justanoldgamer
Mainly human
Registered: May 2011
From Canada
Tiefood
Dancing Around
Registered: Mar 2011
From United States
Posted May 07, 2016
I want to be sausaged.
DeMignon
Dad but alive
Registered: Jul 2011
From Other
blakstar
ShadowKnows
Registered: Oct 2008
From United Kingdom
Posted May 07, 2016
Could we get a new meme please? This one's getting overused, and seriously weird!
Once, the power of the sausage could shut down entire threads, now it's just creepy. :-)
Once, the power of the sausage could shut down entire threads, now it's just creepy. :-)
niniendowarrior
Savory Chicken
Registered: Dec 2010
From Philippines
Posted May 07, 2016
Post edited May 07, 2016 by niniendowarrior
justanoldgamer
Mainly human
Registered: May 2011
From Canada
Posted May 07, 2016
I somehow managed to cut my thumb while shaving my head with an electric clipper. I've been doing this twice a year for a while now and it's the first time I cut myself.
It's shallow and does not hurt.I just noticed because there was blood on my desk.
It's shallow and does not hurt.I just noticed because there was blood on my desk.
Emob78
jack and coke plz
Registered: Dec 2012
From United States
Posted May 07, 2016
What doesn't kill you makes you stranger. XD
DeMignon
Dad but alive
Registered: Jul 2011
From Other
Posted May 08, 2016
blakstar
ShadowKnows
Registered: Oct 2008
From United Kingdom
Posted May 08, 2016
Given that it dates from two years ago, the fact that you were able to provide us a link to that article is seriously worrying...
Post edited May 10, 2016 by blakstar
CymTyr
Golden Oldies Club
Registered: Oct 2008
From United States
Posted May 08, 2016
*looks inside, sees thread full of sausage, quietly exits*
Emob78
jack and coke plz
Registered: Dec 2012
From United States
Posted May 08, 2016
*gestures to breakfast on stove*
Sausage. Penis.
*cracks eggs into skillet*
Eggs. Ovaries.
*slices open a biscuit*
Round, fluffy biscuits. Breasts.
*pours glass of milk to wash it all down with*
Milk. BREAST milk.
Even our food can't stay away from itself in its hot, sexual passion.
And this is the story of the sausage and the egg. Tomorrow in sex ed class we'll learn about religious and medical fetishes.
Sausage. Penis.
*cracks eggs into skillet*
Eggs. Ovaries.
*slices open a biscuit*
Round, fluffy biscuits. Breasts.
*pours glass of milk to wash it all down with*
Milk. BREAST milk.
Even our food can't stay away from itself in its hot, sexual passion.
And this is the story of the sausage and the egg. Tomorrow in sex ed class we'll learn about religious and medical fetishes.
Sachys
Woodie Guthrie's Guitar!
Registered: Dec 2011
From United Kingdom
Posted May 10, 2016
Requested a lock.
SeeJayGamer
Insert Coin
Registered: Dec 2013
From United States
Posted May 10, 2016
Oh no! And I just bought a season pass. :-(
RIP The Hermit Cave. Death by Sausage.
RIP The Hermit Cave. Death by Sausage.