When I click on a thread there is at least a 50% chance that GOG-bear will appear, and the notification system hasn't worked for some time now.

The end is nigh, it was nice to meet you guys. So long, and thanks for all the fish.

There is half a dozen other threads on this.

Quick, everyone: bail out.

No! Please don'404

Hey, the fish weren't on the house. Where do I send the bill?

mr gog, i don't feel so good

Here is a similar thread to try on for size.

If GOG was using an actual system, they could just merge these two threads together, but you know.

My thread is slightly different, here we can say goodbye before the impending end comes. I see, you can send the bill to P̵͎̖̖̯̍̔̀̒̚͜͝h̴̨͗̃̊̌̿̉̒͌̍͒̆͝͝'̸̡̛͍̬̥̭̇́n̴͇̦̻͉̺̐̀͘̚g̷̼̑̈́̎͗͘̚l̷͙̾́̑̃͂́̂͒͛͛͂̌͊͌̃ų̴̧̨̨̡͈͙̄͌̀́̍̈́̂̊̀i̶̧̢̍͜ ̸͙̲̬͎͔͔͇̮̜͊̅̆̈́̒̃̐̄̔̄̚͘̚͝͝ͅm̷̬̣̣͑̑̍́͒̔̀́̚g̶̡̱̹͉̱̤̣̬͓͖͓̼̀ĺ̶̪̣̭͛̿̌̂͆w̷̩͉͑́͑̄̈́̾̐̓'̷̢̨̺͍̳̗̜͂̉̇̀̄́n̷̨̛̝͍̤̮̜̖̓̽̀̀̿̈́͜ ̡͖̳͍ǎ̷̧̡̱̰͊̐̉́̑̚͠f̶͉̱̖̳͚͇̰̹̈́̔̎̐̋̈́̈͋͝h̷̢̨͉͓͓̩̞̞͓͈̼̣͛̏̋̂͂̈́͛͛͗̓͜͝ ̸̲̭̳̹̻̭͇͈̩̤̆̀̋̂Ć̶̡̣͚̩̝̮̮̠̹͈̩ţ̷̡̤̞͕̹͔̰̤͍̦̠͙̻̍̉͊͑̑h̴̛̼̺̜͎̝̮̗́̽̈u̸̧̳̭͚̙̥͚͙̫̞̱͌̄̒͒̂̄͋̋ͅl̶̢͎͕͓̜̗̱̣͔̥̮̰͔͓̈̔͌ͅh̵̅͆͗ ͕̩͍̬̗̉̃͌̒̑͛u̶̙̘̙̰̞̗̯̰͒̍̐̂̀̎̂͗͆̚ ̷̢͇͙͔̤̫̣͠Ṟ̴̝͖͔̪̹͇͆̓̎̉̆͐̚̕͠'̵͍̫͖͚̣̓͛̐̓̒͌l̵̡̬͉̬̹͎̖͎̱̟̾͆̌̑̑ÿ̸͕͙̰̠̯̟̖̻́̃̎̄͌̇͂̔͜͝é̸͍̦͇͍̊̍̒͌͠h̵͖̙͎͚̮̬̋͆̄̀̌̄͠ ̵̞̲̭̱͚̰̞̯͓͐͊͊̈͐ŵ̷̛͈̰̥̻̄̔̑̓͛̅͗́͛̍̅̚̚ģ̵̢̧̹͉̣͓̻̖̠̘͚̬̈̅͗̓̍̊̿̉̋̈̂̈̑a̵̩̺̬̹̺̖̭͆̎͑̈́͆̂̀̕͜͠h̸̨̤͎̮̞͔͍͙̻̦̘͓͌̐́̑̚ͅ'̶̾̂̈͠͠ ͚͔̻͕̥̦̭͈̼͎̠͔̜͕̆͗̈́̍̀̒̉̏̀̀ͅn̷̫͎̝̹̣̣͎̼͉̺̾͘à̸̻̦̝̻̼̻̹̜͗̍ͅg̶̫̽́̑̃͊̄̓͐̀͘l̷̨̳̯͇̣̝̻̞̦͎̠̱͕̃̅́͑͌̕̕ ̴̡̨̝̖͖̥͚̤̠̜̹͖̓̋̊͜f̷̣̩̙̭̝͉̼͖͎͓̓̅͘ĥ̶̝̰̲͍͙̓͗̈́͑͊̕̚t̸̨̨̧̨͉͈͍̪̫̞̼̮̤̉̅͛̏̎͜a̴̟̟̓̌́͗͂̇͐̽̈̍̄̿͛͠͝ģ̶̳͉̭̳͚͆̅̇̎͌̾̇͆̓̓̓̀̓̑̑ ̧͇̭̘͖̮n̷̢̢̡͍̳̘͍̝̥͈̬̲̭̎̎

It has passed the Schwarzschild radius, we are all doomed. Quickly, shut it down before the time dilation becoooommmeeeessssss ttttoooooooo...

What? A function to merge threads? The technology simply isn't there yet. Maybe in a few decades.