Hey Guys, What are your favorite things in life? (In Before Conan)
Cranberry Pomegranate Juice. (Oh yes)
Blade Runner (Oh c'mon this should be on everyone's list)
Neal Stephenson (The BEST Cyberpunk writer, his only rival is William Gibson)
The Offspring (Just got into them, they are not bad)
Catching something that is falling off a table/etc out of pure reflex. (Fuck Yeah)

are free?
or "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. "

Obvious troll is obvious. -.-

Yeah I know but someone had to say it!
Anyway, the best things in life family friendly edition:
Salt and pepper pistachios
The Wheel of Time
Might and Magic 6 (I'm serious)

Hahaha it's fine, I thought I got all the possible jokes with the Conan thing.
Oh man Pistachios are addicting, too bad they are kinda expensive. Never read the Wheel of Time, heard it gets kinda long winded? I'm a huge Heroes of Might and Magic fan, never touched the others. That good huh?

Street Fighter. And all the variations thereof.
Yep thats pretty much it.

Yeah, excellent reflexes are awesome. Gamers have an advantage there. I've developed a bad habit of doing Jim Carrey's The Mask imitation whenever I catch something like that.
Ssssmokin'!

Long winded doesn't even begin to describe wheel of time! I swear in some of the later books NOTHING happens! Even so, the world is so engrossing I just don't care that by the end of the series I'll have read ~10,000 pages.
Might and Magic 6 is one of those things. I just can play and play and play. I love wandering the world dropping meteor showers on unsuspecting masses of enemies! There is no rational explanation I just love it!

driving home on a moped through completely desolate streets at 6 a.m. after an awesome lan-party, with a fantastic feeling of carelessness... that USED to be one of the best things in my life

Averman and Latterman.
Seriously, everyone should check them out.
Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
And, of course, boobies.

Billiards on a "fast" regulation sized table with a jukebox that has internet access that allows you to play damn near any song you can think of...
Vegetable samosas...
Knowing, that in the real world, CHA is NOT a dump stat and makes life so much easier and fun
A good whiskey/whisky. Ballantine's, Jack Daniel's Silver Barrel, and more..
Tea

Actually, I DO agree with Conan. Both of them. Movie and books. Here's my favorite quote from the books:
"Let teachers and priests and philosophers brood over questions of reality and illusion. I know this: if life is an illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me. I live, I burn with life, I love, I slay, and I am content."
Also, this one is VERY true for the internet:
"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing. "

I laughed at the second one.

Keeping it clean:
Coffee with chocolate
Terry Pratchett novels
and, as that stuttering guy in baldur's gate keeps reminding me, "the out of doors"
All three together is simply bliss.

Let's see:
Beef Jerky (Teriyaki)
Nachos (Chicken Fajita with rice, pico, and that red sauce)
Porn (JK JK JK)
Internet
MMORPGs (Preferably browser based games like KOL)
Friends (Majority of mine are female.....Does that make me gay?)
Stephen King
Horror Films that don't suck in general
GOG
GOG
GOG
GOG
GOG
Metal Music
GOG
GOG
Dr. Pepper
Preacher (AWESOMENESS)
Fallout
Black Comedy
'Gothic' apparel (For me at least)
Money (Something we all kind of need)
History
Video Games
Suikoden
Indie developers
Mods
Steak (Well done, I like my meat well done.)
Bar-B-Q
Steam (JK...maybe?)
People with a sense of humor
Youtube
Hershey Chocolate
Nerds Rope
AvP2000
Atlantica Online/Guild Wars
Pants
Black hoodies with skull decals or 'Celtic' designs
And lastly...
My girlfriend.
Done, but more may be soon to come.