im the protagonist ?
and i think crew is much more suited for the queen of hearts

Well, from your point of view at least :P

Anyway, I really have to turn in for the night... or what's left of it. You'll have to cast the rest of the characters without me:D

Or maybe you missed my point? Because I didn't mean specifically satirical poems threads, or whatever you'd call this. I meant threads that serve little purpose but to shitpost or goof off in. Don't we have general threads for that already?

But no, the key is to "lighten up". I'll go do that with my music now. I said what I wanted to say.

well i dare you to write the bloody thing ;p
either wonderland or through the looking glass

I'd help him do it.

tinyE? Never heard of him!

you wil have my fiery bagels
and crews poison tea

So true. I'm actually worried about the internet. Its blood pressure is way too high. Internet is looking at a future of heart attacks and strokes if it doesn't learn to calm down and laugh at things once in a while.

Well, I could just run the original works through my predictive text generator. (I actually did that with Alice in Wonderland as the first serious test of my program.)

Of course, who knows whether it will actually make sense.

P.S. Have you looked at the recipe I linked to?

...you just gave me an idea for some new attachments for Puzzle-Bot.

i dont even want to know
i think the story will make more sense
..well as much sense it can make with me as the protagonist anyway if somebody actually rewrites it with the characteristics of the people involved

and uh no
i dont like lemons and i dont really like to cook either to be honest

What about electricians? (If you actually read the recipe, it asks you to "throw in everything else except the electrician".)

On a more serious note, I am wondering where "electrician" comes from, as the source would have had to contain the word. Why would that word be in a cookbook? ("Slices of Lemon Juice" makes more sense, as "slices of lemon" could occur reasonably in text, and "lemon" is often followed by "Juice".)

Anyway, predictive text generator output is weird; it looks reasonable at first glance, but if you look at it carefully, it becomes apparent that it is actually nonsense.

While i do understand your point i also wonder why do you even bother clicking on this type of threads? Don't see this as an attack, i'm being honest, there is too many times where i just see the title of the thread, roll my eyes but i don't even click on them and move on, just let the others do whatever makes them happy, i'm not going to bother clicking on the thread because i already know that it's something that i don't care or something that will make me upset.

Now, if there was 3 or 4 threads about the same subject in the front page, that would be another story...

im still trying to drink my fridge to be honest
it wont pour in my glass

the cookbook si from 1938 maybe it meant electrical ?

and thats why if alice is getting gogified its best if an actual human rewrites it
so it might make a modicum of sense

( might )

Cards attachments to chase Snowkatt?