Is the test over? I don't think so!

The teeest cannot beeee ohhhveeeer. That wouuuld contradiiiict the initial purrrrpose of the threeead. As suuuch this will be knoooowned from now ooon as "Perpeeetual Test Iniiiitiative"........ohh and haaave a nicee daaay subject.

Test over? Cannot compute!

Testing... testing. One, two, three....

PTUI... perpetual test until infinity!

~and cake...for science!

Cake? I wanted pie. Dutch Apple Pie. And now I just made myself hungry. Stupid tests offering cake making me hungry for Dutch Apple Pie.

the pie is a lie

If pie is a lie then I don't want to know the truth. Unless the truth is that the pie is a lie is a lie so I can have my Dutch Apple Pie.

Why the ice? Why water it down even more?
If you want it chilled, have the glass chilled, but not to icing temperature. Or even better, drink the beer faster ;)

Are Danish cinnamon rolls illegal yet?

Wait, no one said there would be math....crap!!!

You're right...no ice, but my glass will be chilled in the freezer. Altho, most restaurants don't use real cold glasses.
This math isn't too bad. After one, two, three...hmmm, let me see...I know...the answer is four !!!!! Do I win ??

Problem is if the glass is frozen, not chilled. In that case it is possible that the beer will have small icicles formed due to the glass temperature, which does modify the quality of it. So depending on the restaurant, it may use frozen glasses (bad), it may refuse to freeze glasses (good) or it may have chilled glasses (better). Question is how many restaurants know why the frozen glasses are bad.

Nope I'm not fallin' for that again. Fool me once shame one me.

I'm not getting into the Free Hugs van a fourth time unless you are for real gonna give me the candy.

reminds me of that nice rendition of blinded me with science on Eureka, and i mean the Erueka version unfortunately there is not a youtube vid :(