Crewdroog: i'm enjoying how things are progressing, lol.

didn't take long :)
Crewdroog: I am Eccentrica Gallumbits!
Crewdroog: wait, what the hell does it matter what her uterus is made out of. for that matter, why the hell does she have one????
Crewdroog: HOT!

Emob78: Why does she have a uterus? Good question. After many focus groups, we have determined that humans feel more comfortable with sex-bots that more properly resemble human biology. The closer the better. Our current line is so lifelike that the female versions even come with a menstrual cycle program that simulates mood swings and erratic behavior. Though to be fair, some of our older male customers have expressed disappointment in this upgrade. But please do not be concerned. Every gender of sex-bot is designed to fully entertain and stimulate our costumers for maximum pleasure.

dtgreene: Is there any chance that I could order some third-gender bots? That is, I would like some bots that aren't male or female.

HunchBluntley: Who knows what genders are simulated in the crotches of robots?
...The Shadow knows!

zeogold: I didn't know The Shadow was into that kind of thing.

HunchBluntley: Who knows what genders are simulated in the crotches of robots?
...The Shadow knows!

dtgreene: How about Missingno.'s gender? (Maybe some glitch occurred, corrupting the gender field and put a strange value there.)

(This is a reference to a well-known glitch pokemon.)

Tauto: ''All rise''
''This court is in session''
*Judge*''Be seated"
*Judge*''What are the charges?''
*Prosecutor* ''Your Honor,we have a Mr Tauto arrested for prank calls to the Police''
*Judge* ''How does the defendant plead?''
*Defending Attorney* ''Not Guily,Your Honor''
*Judge* ''Very well,get on with it''
*Prosecutor* ''Your Honor,on the night in question Mr Tauto rang Apple County Police Station and spoke to one Sargeant Peelskin.''
*Judge* '' Did you say Sargeant Peelskin?''
*P* ''Yes,Your Honor''
*Judge has a slight smile on his face and clears throat,cough* ''Carry on''
*P* ''Your Honor,As you have noticed Sargeant Peelskin and Apple County are,er shall I say closely identified as in Apple and Peelskin.Therefore Your Honor this was considered a prank call as the good Sargeant has had them before.''
*Judge* '' What's this,you have charged Mr Tauto over this RUBBISH?''
*P* ''Ye.....s...You...r Hon..or."
*Judge* ''This is a blatant abuse of Mr Tauto and I am recommending all charges to be DROPPED''
*P* ''Bu..."
*Judge* ''SILENCE''.......Now as I see it there was an another person involved,is that CORRECT?''''A Crewdroog was reported for dressing as a banana and chasing women around the room?''''This I find highly disturbing and looks a right villian in this case''.
*P* ''Yes,Your Honor a Mr Crewdroog reported to the patrol car when it arrived on the scene''
*Judge* ''Balliff,BALLIFF WAKE UP!''
''Sorrr...y Your Honor''
*Judge* ''Issue an arrest warrant for one Mr Crewdroog immediately and if Mr Crewdroog resists arrest,USE LETHAL FORCE and that is a directed command of this COURT.''Do you UNDERSTAND?''
*Balliff* ''Yes Sir Your Honor yes sir''.
*Judge* ''Mr Tauto,please rise'' ''You Sir have been wrongfully arrested and the COURT sincerely apologizes and further hopes, *stares at Prosecutor* ''that this goes no further and that Mr Tauto as a fine upstanding citizen does not hold any malice to this court''.
''CASE DISMISSED'' *Judge looks at Prosecutor* ''My CHAMBERS NOW!!''

Crewdroog: good luck finding MR crewdroog :) *bounces away a free woman*

Crewdroog: [...] *bounces away a free woman*