Note to self:

Be careful who you call a bad ass.

I'm starting to wonder if this or the original trilogy with George Lucas retarded changes is worse. At least the Force Awakens doesn't feel like being kicked in the nuts.

Bobba Fett opens his mouth and now sounds like Temuera Morrison, god please nooo!
Monster sand pit of doom turned into a giant chicken monster... omfg I can't watch! My eyes!
The new 3d Jabba the Hutt scene with Han Solo, omfg surely not.
How bout the new alien cantina dance song...

Holy f**k, George Lucas you lousy fat f**ker. Timeless classics, RUINED!

Patton Oswalt summed it up nicely.

Patton Oswalt - At Midnight I Will Kill George Lucas With A Shovel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDCjIjsZp_Y

Digging the largest trench in the Galaxy and making a 180km diameter hole in it must've taken a jolly long time.

Though, that Superweapon sure looked cool.

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/4/47/Starkiller_Base.png/revision/latest?cb=20160114003557

I mean come on, who the hell digged and made that? That dome alone must be the size of the Death Star.

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some of the thoughts that went thru my head when watching "this":

the same laser sound, like one squeezes a moutard/ketchup plastic bottle. or farts

the same clones army, that look like a million michelin mascots

the same masked villan, now in an emo variant, acompanied by a childish voice. I laughed almost every time he said something.

chrome bounty hunter(s) :) with the same childish laughable voices :) I must admit that it was hilarious, like seeing a parody

an awaken trooper, with conscience, out of thin air! Marked with 3 red stripes, adidas should sue. Now available in black :)

they say the bb8 was "adorable". I saw 2 rolling balls on top of eachother and heard nonsense-beep-sounds.
I was amazed how everyone could naturally understand its "language" :P

a mediocre and blunt looking female, with an oversized mouth covering oversized teeth putting a fake smile as a show, who definitely can't act and walks funny/weird, almost like having a handicap. Have you seen her girlish run? With useless and not appropriate for this part english accent.
shes not natural, the audience can feel her trying too hard but unfortunately not succeeding embracing her role (this female as lara croft? total disaster)

maz kanata ... yes, terrible voice choice again!

Oscar Isaac as Poe Dameron with that ridiculous pilot helmet on - looked like oblio

leia, looking like ... dunno what but definitely fake.

when kylo ren took that helmet off I bursted with laughs, really that face, Adam Driver as the villain??? common, bad choices everywhere

lol at the first force rey uses, out of thin air! pathetic

I think general hux must be gay or something ... Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
https://youtu.be/9OH1yEnENG0

death star, again???

chewie was kinda boring with his eternal same moans/whines

tdlr: a collection of chlichees and old refurbished and (re)copied ideas, with bad-overall-acting as a topping.
This is a "performance" not higher than 6-7/10 max. 8.3/10 on imdb??? nuts!
I gave it 5/10 on imdb. And I feel I was generous.

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Why do you guys have to be so negative all the time. -.-

Star Wars was totally ruined the minute the Ewoks showed up, so whats new, I thought Kylo Ren was a cool dark jedi. He was all emo and shit and struggling with the dark side of the force.

There was an original script for Return of the Jedi that didn't have Ewoks in it. George Lucas seems to have added them for the toy line.

Luke, you have no idea of the power of the dark side.

I felt like saying that.

Yeah. I'm still butthurt I actually paid for a movie ticket for this crappy lightsaber battle.

The story is fine, I'm not complaining, but half assed villain with so called amateur female protagonist? Paint me surprised - and disappointed sorely.

I will finish. What you started. Lord Vader.

:bows: