Wow, when did these forums get so full of drama? :o
You want drama? Ok, here you go (wonder how many downvotes I'll get fo that)
Zeogold- prince of Puzzleland
Sachys- Lord of Bonza Bonanza
Breja- A poet and friend of TinyE
The Puzzlemaster's Court
Enter Zeogold, Sachys and Zeogold's entourage
I have puzzles for you, one and all. Enigmas and questions galore! Riddles in the dark, to bring forth the muse of fire!
Be thou silent!
Thou art no prince, but a liar and thief! You disrespect the forum's hallowed ground, by better men than you prepared!
Be gone thou from my court! This is a court for puzzles and for jest, not for a case of law. If thou hast one, bring it forth in proper place!
Enter TinyE and Breja
Didst thou say "jest"? Arrived I am! Behold as farting noise with my mouth I make!
That is no jest.
T'was not my mouth either in all truth.
Have you no puzzles, jester?
But one. How many pinecones can you fit up a squirrels bum?
How knowest thout?
Solvitur ambulando, as they say. Study of nature is my fancy.
T'is a silly place. I take my leave.