Hello everyone!

Over here winter came late, but hit pretty hard. Whenever I have to shovel the snow off of my sidewalk, I like to imagine that the sidewalk grew facial hair, the snow plow is a razor, and I'm giving the sidewalk a shave. Like I'm some kind of sidewalk barber.

My sidewalk always leaves as a satisfied customer!

uh ..okay

...what do we do with this information?

glorious

don't let the haters get you down

thanks for sharing!

file it for future consideration to use when grass sprouts up between the sidewalk tiles
tis a beard !

How very interesting. Thank you for joining us in the studio today. And now we have with a us a man who can give a cat influenza...

Make a meme?
Draw a picture?
Make a silly joke?
Wish him luck?
Be like the Munsters and tell him such wonderful weather he's having?
Shovel your sidewalk (if it needs it or not)?
Find reasons not to go shovel the sidewalk?

And now for something completely different... A man with three buttocks.

leave tinyP out of this

He's got three asses, not buttocks. Completely different thing ;-)

we are NOT going to shave his asses

I live in a desert. It's 27C outside.

We're playing baseball tonight.

It takes a lot of work to keep a sidewalk happy:)

F*#king sidewalk shaving @s#holes! Leave them alone! They want to grow beards. What are you, a banker? Oh, look, facial hair, must remove. !!ggot. (biggot, you asshats)