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TurretGirls is a tower defense game with real-time action elements – and it’s now available on GOG!

Mysterious alien invaders are swarming through unstable wormholes, threatening our great planet for reasons beyond human understanding! But do we sit back and wait? HELL NO! We FIGHT!

Join Girl, a member of the Planetary Alien Neutralization & Tactical Strike Unit (P.A.N.T.S.U.), on the frontlines of Earth's survival! Her mission? Defend the power generator—the beating heart of humanity’s last, greatest hope: THE SUPERWEAPON!

Now on GOG!
Looks like it's a porn game at the end of the day. If you look at the Steam page, the first video at 21 seconds.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3029750/TurretGirls/
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Wanderduene: Censored in Germany
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Wodenke: Not censored, it's "geo-locked", there's a difference.
This “geo-locking” is a consequence of Germany’s right-wing conservative legislation that has repeatedly attempted to censor the Internet and media and bring them under state control in violation of the constitution. In this context, it is the definition of censorship.
My kinda game <3

Instabuy.
Post edited August 26, 2025 by Reaper9988
I misread the title as TurtleGirls, so now I'm completely disappointed that this is not a game where various anime girls ride around in giant turtle mecha to fight off aliens. Like what if Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but the turtles are giant robots powered by anime girls.
Holy awesome, thanks GOG!!!
Played it for a bit and honestly you could strip out all the teasing and this would still hold up as a great Tower defence game. Has good progression plenty of weapons and between days you can upgrade weapons/defence/generators and so on.

Was only going to play for a few minutes but then over 45 passed before I realised what time it was. Hope people give it a chance (some content can be toned down or turned off in the options menu if it isn't you kind of thing)
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Catventurer: I misread the title as TurtleGirls, so now I'm completely disappointed that this is not a game where various anime girls ride around in giant turtle mecha to fight off aliens. Like what if Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but the turtles are giant robots powered by anime girls.
I'd love that, but I'm a weirdo that gobbles up everything that includes Turtles or Tortoises. xD
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Wodenke: Not censored, it's "geo-locked", there's a difference.
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Wanderduene: This “geo-locking” is a consequence of Germany’s right-wing conservative legislation that has repeatedly attempted to censor the Internet and media and bring them under state control in violation of the constitution. In this context, it is the definition of censorship.
The process of not making a game accessible or not available to buy in certain regions specifically is still just "geo-locking".
"Censorship"/"censoring" is more commonly used for the process of content in media being reviewed and then replaced or cut entirely. Around these parts anyway. The definition may be different elsewhere, not sure.
Post edited August 26, 2025 by Wodenke
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Wodenke: Not censored, it's "geo-locked", there's a difference.
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Wanderduene: This “geo-locking” is a consequence of Germany’s right-wing conservative legislation that has repeatedly attempted to censor the Internet and media and bring them under state control in violation of the constitution. In this context, it is the definition of censorship.
Hasn't that sort of thing been going on for decades? And while a conservative government was elected this year, didn't Germany have left-wing governments for the six or so years before that? Seems like plenty of time to repeal bad laws, if they were truly against them. I'd wager it's an unholy alliance of the religious crazies on the right and the woke crazies on the left. Neither is a friend to gamers.
No purchase until Tomb Raider Remastered IV-VI is properly updated.
Interested but a little worried about it’s unknown hong kong based publisher. Is this their only game? Any odd network activity when playing this game? I’ve heard Stellar Blade PC comes with Tencent Cloud DRM instead of Denuvo in some regions. The upcoming Vampire the masquerade bloodlines 2 is also deved by the Chinese Room, owned by Sumo Group which itself is owned by Tencent. Very wary if it comes with Tencent Cloud. GOG may not be aware of it or know how to look for it.
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paci2020: Interested but a little worried about it’s unknown hong kong based publisher. Is this their only game? Any odd network activity when playing this game? I’ve heard Stellar Blade PC comes with Tencent Cloud DRM instead of Denuvo in some regions. The upcoming Vampire the masquerade bloodlines 2 is also deved by the Chinese Room, owned by Sumo Group which itself is owned by Tencent. Very wary if it comes with Tencent Cloud. GOG may not be aware of it or know how to look for it.
I don't intend to purchase this game, so I cannot answer all of your questions. Having said that, no it's not their first release - check out KimiMuzi on Steam. If it means anything at all, I've had no such trouble from other titles published by Dangen Entertainment, which is Japanese based and, to the best of my knowledge, isn't a subsidiary of another company.
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NuffCatnip: I'd love that, but I'm a weirdo that gobbles up everything that includes Turtles or Tortoises. xD
Even Toss the Turtle?
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NuffCatnip: I'd love that, but I'm a weirdo that gobbles up everything that includes Turtles or Tortoises. xD
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phaolo: Even Toss the Turtle?
...yes...even that. :P

Now that's a title I haven't heard in a while, I remember playing that flash game back in school in 'it class' or rather the 'how does excel work' class. :P
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phaolo: Even Toss the Turtle?
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NuffCatnip: ...yes...even that. :P

Now that's a title I haven't heard in a while, I remember playing that flash game back in school in 'it class' or rather the 'how does excel work' class. :P
Hehe. Btw I think it was also recently remastered and ported to Steam
Post edited August 27, 2025 by phaolo